(I had this hilarious idea and I spent all day writing it so I hope you guys like it)
3rd Person POV
Another normal day in the multiverse, Ink and Error had been less destructive since they found out they were soulmates, not for the reason you would expect though. See, they still hate each other but their newfound soulmate bond gives them opportunities to hurt each other with little effort.
Still, it's almost impossible to resist the urge to be near your soulmate once you've found them, so they also live together. As you can imagine, it's chaos.
Ink woke up that morning and starting thinking about what ways he could make Error's life miserable. He decided on a rude awakening for the destroyer who preferred the night shift. He walked to his dresser and kicked it as hard as he could.
The yelling from Error could be heard probably the nest few AUs over. "OWWWW!!! YOU BITCH!!!!!!! I know that was on purpose!!"
Ink just laughed to himself. He brushed past the doorway on his way out of the room and was met with terrible pain. Error had purposely bruised his upper forearm because he knew Ink is clumsy and would hit it against almost everything he walked past. Sneaky, but smart.
He walked to the kitchen and started making breakfast for the both of them.
It was a kind of game to make breakfast. Ink made sure his soulmate was nowhere around and quietly added non-toxic paint to the food. It was payback for when Error had 'mistakenly' put a quarter cup of cayenne in the hash instead of a quarter of a teaspoon.
They would each do something to mess up the food and then they would both sit there and eat it while talking about how good it was. Whoever won got to cook the next breakfast.
Error sat down at the table. He was ready for whatever Ink did this time. They glared at each other while angrily shoving pancakes in their mouths.
Error held back a gag. "These are even better than last time, Sweetie"
"I'm glad you like them, Dear. I made them special just for you"
Neither wanted to lose so they say there for 30 minutes slowly eating the paint pancakes.
"Thank you for making breakfast, Darling," Error said. "It was so good"
"No problem, Honey"
"I can't do this anymore. I need to throw up"
"Hah! I win!," Ink said.
Error just stuck up both middle fingers at him as he slowly walked to the bathroom. He thought about ways to make Ink suffer.
Later that day, Error saw that the dirty laundry was overflowing. He texted Ink
Error- It's your turn to do the laundry
Ink- Not doing it
E- I will fucking stab myself in the hand so you can't draw. Do the laundry.
I- Jokes on you, I'm ambidextrous
E- What's that mean?
I- Dual pencil wielding bitch!
E- I'll stab both my hands
I- Fine
Ink went and did the laundry and dropped a full gallon of bleach on his foot.
"I hate you!" Error shouted at him across the house.
Ink finished the laundry and went over to Error. "Hate you too. Goodnight"
Error leaned in and gently kissed him. "Goodnight, you bitch"
"See you tomorrow, glitchbutt"
They then walked to their separate bedrooms, sticking tongues out and doing middle fingers the whole way.
"Fuck you," The creator said.
"Not if I fuck you first," Error responded before they both slammed the doors.
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See ya, imaginary people
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Sanscest One-shots (no lemons) (Requests Closed)
Hayran Kurgu(This book is completed, if you want more stuff there's a second one) just some one-shots of Undertale AU ships. I do not own any of these characters (unless state otherwise). I try to update twice a week.
