(As the title suggests, this is copied from my random book. Don't call the police on me plagiarizing myself)
Student: *gives correct argument*
Fell, the speech and debate teacher: wrong
Student: but
Fell: look at all the f*cks I give
Student: *did homework correctly, while no one else in the class even did theirs*
Anti-virus, Computer teacher: Everyone gets an A.
Student: But-
Anti-virus: You really think I have the time to look over everyone's homework and calculate grades? Yeah, no. I need to sleep.
(By Coffee_Is_Life_X3 )(Love you, you amazing human)
Student: *isn't running fast enough*
Horror, the gym teacher: run faster before I chop off your legs
Student: *doesn't believe him*
Horror: *grabs his axe*
Student: holy cow! *runs faster*
Cross, the math teacher: if you have you have 12 bars of chocolate and someone take 1/2 of them. What do they have?
X!Chara: two broken hands
Cross: No!
X!Chara: they will if they take my chocolate
Students: who is he talking to?
Blue, the culinary arts teacher: today we're cooking tacos
Student: but we made tacos yesterday
Blue: and your point is?
Dream, the early childhood development teacher: *in middle of a presentation*
His kid: *cries*
Dream: *picks him up* as I was saying as a parent you must always be prepared to drop whatever your doing and be able to multitask
Outer, the phycology/sociology teacher: get off your phones
Students: but we aren't on our phones
Outer: I can read your body language
Students: *put away the phones*
Outer: better
Dance, the music teacher: why does everyone think I'm a student?
Also Dance: *blasts loud music over the intercom*
Student: what happens if they don't agree with the terms?
Mafia, the business teacher: you shoot them
Student: but isn't that illegal?
Mafia: it's not illegal if the cops don't find out
Nightmare, the English teacher: *walks back to class soaking wet and in passive form*
Students: what happened?
Nightmare: today we will be reading How to get Away with Murder
Ink, the art teacher: *paints something on the wall*
Student: is that painting moving?
Ink: Run
Sci, the science teacher: today we will be seeing how different chemicals react to heat and flame
Students: huh?
Sci: we're going to blow stuff up
Students: Yeah!
Dust, the history teacher: *reenacting WWII very loudly* Japan bombed Pearl Harbor
Killer, the wood shop teacher: *bust in with a chainsaw* So America nuked Japan, to get them to SHUT UP!
Lust, the health teacher: We all know you're going to end up having sex so instead of talking about the dangers which you already know, we're going to discuss how to properly do it.
Student: How are we going to do that?
Lust: By watching demonization worthy videos, don't tell your parents.
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Sanscest One-shots (no lemons) (Requests Closed)
Fanfiction(This book is completed, if you want more stuff there's a second one) just some one-shots of Undertale AU ships. I do not own any of these characters (unless state otherwise). I try to update twice a week.
