Tmnt oneshots

Turtle party!

"Whoa, look here dudes!" Michelangelo was sitting on the couch with Donatello's laptop in his lap. He was looking at some strange site on the internet called Wattpad.

He could hear three sighs but eventually all four of the turtles was huddled up around the laptop. 

"What did you want to show us, Mikey?" Leonardo asked, staring at the screen and trying to figure out what his little brother was trying to show him.

"The knucklehead's probably just messin' with us again" hissed Raphael, pissed that he couldn't understand.

Donatello kept quiet but had trouble finding what Michelangelo possibly could have anted to show them.

Now it was Michelangelo's time to sigh. "Bros, it's so obvious! People are writing stories about us! There's one by Icecreamneko... is the person referring to ice cream kitty?!" Mikey shrieked.

The older brothers started freaking out and yelling over the top of their lungs. 

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE TO BE SECRET ALL DOWN THE DRAIN?!" Donatello screamed,his eyes almost popping out.

Leonardo was lying down on the floor in a fetal position having an existential crisis. Raphael was also yelling and started punching the pillows. Michelangelo just decided to ignore them and instead looked deeper into this so called...'fan fiction'.

All of a sudden Mikey broke out into a huge grin, proudly showing the laptop to his brothers once more. 

"Look here guys! This book now has 600 views!" he proudly beamed when he spoke.

This only seemed to make the other turtles more paranoid though, as the screaming and crying (by Leo) continued with a higher pitch than before.

It all came to a stop when Splinter came into the room, putting his cane down hard on the floor and yelled out "What the hell is going on here?"

Leonardo quickly stopped crying and composed himself a little before he bowed before their sensei and spoke in a low voice, "Sensei.. Mikey found out about a site called Wattpad and.. well.. there are stories about us." 

Splinter kept a straight face and had blank eyes for a few seconds before he broke out into a huge grin. "My sons, I've been waiting for this moment forever!"

This left all four of the turtles confused as ever, looking at each other several times before Donatello spoke up, "Are you serious, Master Splinter?"

Splinter nodded frantically and waved his hand signaling for Mikey to give him the laptop. Once Splinter got a hold of the computer he immediately started scanning the fan fiction. 

He hummed to himself as he read, "Hmm.. yes, I like one shots. This story has 600 views now!" he spoke to his sons, he received back three 'huhs?' and one 'yay!'. 

Splinter suddenly pulled out five party hats from under his kimono and threw four to his sons while he put on his own. He went to the stereo and turned on some Nicki Minaj, his favorite rapper. "This is a marvelous day, my sons! Let us read together and celebrate that this story has 600 views!" 

His sons had just accepted their lives now and had put on their party hats, Raphael had even gotten some confetti he started throwing around, rainbow coloured obviously. 

As Splinter started reading one titled 'tcest' the boys only had one thought running through their heads 'this is going to be one long night'.

There you have it, my masterpiece! No but in all honesty, even thought this one shot wasn't serious (duh) I'm still very happy this story is now at 600 views C: thanks a lot all my readers!