Prinxiety One Shots

Demon!Roman

Guess who's back from the dead (again)
I know this wasn't requested and I'm working on requests but hey, sometimes you get sidetracked with stupid ideas then put everything aside to work on it for a week. (Or maybe just work on it for like a total of two hours but stretch it out over a week cause you're lazy but shhhhh)

Aaaaaanyway I've been binging Buzzfeed Unsolved and I would feel too guilty shipping Shyan so I wrote this instead!!!!!!

3000 something words, with some scattered swearing I think. Idk, I haven't read over it tbh, I just had a friend edit. I'm so tired please help me :)

"Pleeeeaaaseee?"

"Give me one good reason why Patton and I should go with you on this stupid 'mission'."

"If we don't find any ghosts, you get a two-year unlimited pass to make fun of me for it with no repercussions," Virgil offered. Logan scoffed.

"As if anything bad would happen anyway if I made fun of you."

"Fair point. So you'll go?"

"I suppose so. When is this happening?"

"Uh, now," Virgil replied, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"Fine. We just have to stop to pick up Patton on the way."

"You sure he'll be okay with going," Virgil asked, making sure he had all the supplies he needed before they left the apartment. "I don't want to make him do anything he's uncomfortable with."

"He said he wanted to go if I was going," Logan said, shrugging.

"Okay, let's do this then," Virgil said, hoisting his backpack of ghost-hunting supplies on his shoulders.

Roman's POV

I groaned as I heard a car pull up to the house again. Can't those ghost-hunting idiots just leave me alone for like one weekend? Sure, it's my only way to meet new people, but it gets annoying. (To clarify, because I suck at writing- Roman means ghost hunters in general, not these specific idiots)

I barely even bothered to move from my bed. Same routine, but I might as well try to scare them off right away.

The door creaked open, showing three guys, two of which were holding flashlights. The guy in the back was peering over the middle guy's shoulder, and I could tell he didn't want to be here.

Middle guy, who I'm going to call Tie-Dude, walked in first, and back guy, or Blue Polo, followed him, holding his hand and glancing around nervously.

Then Purple Hoodie walked in. My immediate thought was not a great idea, because it was along the lines of "kill him so he can stay with you here forever." Bad plan. I mean hey, he's cute, but he's a human and I'm a demon, what can I do? I can't like, convince him to stay with me.

I slammed the door behind them. Blue Polo yelped, and Tie-Dude, presumably his boyfriend, went to calm him down.

"I'm sure it was just the wind, don't worry." Blue Polo was still breathing heavily, but seemed slightly less frightened.

"Patton, you don't have to stay here if you're scared. You can go back to the car, and we'll be there in a bit." Being a demon has never been more unfortunate, because wow, Purple Hoodie has the voice and face of an angel. Not literally, or else my eyes would burn, I would die immediately, etc. etc., but you get the gist.

Blue Polo, apparently named Patton, shook his head, still clinging to Tie-Dude's arm. "Nonononono, I'm not leaving Logan. I'll be fine." Fantastic, I've got an inseparable duo of the two people whose names I don't care about that I've got to get out of my goddamn house. Am I above banging pots and pans together?