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Sanders Sides as Stupid Quotes part 5

Ok y'all we've been nowhere near *hehe* quote-a for this month so far so I guess it's just gonna be pretty short sorry :/

Roman

Virgil: "Is there a legal drinking age for isopropyl alcohol or can I do that now?" Roman: "Anything is legal as long as you die afterwards."

Virgil: "What should I name my plant? It has to be gay and stupid." Roman: "Virgil."

Logan: "So if you were born in 1950, today you would be...?" Roman: "Worthless"

"There's nothing more powerful than a queer with a sword."

Patton

*yelling loudly* "HECK"

"It's gonna be hard work dating a nerd."

*threateningly holding a tape dispenser* *completely serious* "I have a stapler and I will use it!"

"Rubber bands are not exactly a quality form of sewing."

Logan

Deceit: *screaming* Logan: "That is the sound of him being turned into a homosexual."

"Virgil, you have the verbal filter of a saloon door."

Roman: "I'm hot shit." Logan: "No, you're a twink"

"I actually don't think I've been sued in about 6 months."

Virgil

"I don't have room for religion in my life, I'm already part of a cult"

"Am I going to unfollow my own mother on instagram? Yes."

Roman: "Hey Virgil, do you ever just flex on 'em?" Virgil: "With what? My crippling depression?"

*to Roman, who's lying on the floor yelling for people to pay attention to him* "Jesus christ you live on attention go die"

"I've never seen anything that embodies 'twink' more than this photo. And I've seen Thomas."

Deceit

"It's really not that hard to kill somebody."

Thomas: *talking about anime* Deceit: "Nobody cares you fucking weeaboo"

"I'm some weird form of sociopath."

Remy

*unprompted* "Like a good neighbor, tapeworm eclair."

Virgil: "Damn." Remy: "Watch your language, sir!" Roman: "You're one to talk." Remy: "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

"I'm wearing bright red because I'm a fucking communist."

"I always either get way too much sleep or far too little." Thomas: "Maybe you should try to find balance." Remy: "Absolutely not. In this economy?"

"Honestly I don't give a single flying rat's ass's fuck." (sorry for that colorful string of expletives but hey it's high school man)

Thomas

"Nothing ruins your Friday morning more than realizing it's only Tuesday."

*learning proportions in high school* "See, it's easy to remember. Extremes is AD, because everything got much worse after Jesus was born."

*dying from laughing too hard* *coughing* "corn nuts" *falls on floor* (edit: sorry it was confusing before and probably still is and if you don't get it, it's a Heathers reference)

"If I went back to first grade right now, I would not be the smartest person there.

Yeah sorry again that it's so short and also that it's a day late but HEY IT'S PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

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CHEERS, QUEERS 💖💜💙 AND I'M BRINGING BACK STAY GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH. ALSO REMEMBER TO HYDRATE DON'T DIE-DRATE K BYE