Prinxiety One Shots

The Sides as Stupid Quotes Pt. 3

Ok so I was planning on posting this at the end of the month, but I got impatient. Also I don't want to do my math project, or my other math project, or my history project, so I'm doing this instead.

(hey this includes a lot of swearing and also like a brief but not very serious mention of suicide)

So I've decided to do another contest based on my crazy teachers. Previously, you had to guess two quotes of many that were said by my biology teacher. Now, there are exactly two quotes (hint: one is an action) from my Geometry teacher. This will be hard, I understand, so whoever wins will get a top priority request and a shout-out. (If you've already requested something, just remind me of what it was because I have several. If not, submit a new one.) You get three guesses.

Without further ado:

Roman

*completely broke while playing Monopoly* Patton: "How will you take care of yourself? You're poor." Roman: "You have literally ten more dollars than me."

"If you're going to sing Katy Perry, do it with dignity goddammit."

"'Takes criticism well?' Honey, I take criticism about as well as Hans Christian Andersen."

"Logan is the kind of person to rage quit at Uno."

"Rocks? Smarter than Remy? It's more likely than you think."

"May you walk with pride and leave a trail of corpses behind you."

*talking about Virgil* "Sometimes I wanted to kill him with kindness. Sometimes I wanted to kill him with a pillow."

Thomas: "The world has been going to crap since Bob Ross died." Roman: "Wrong, the world has been going to crap since Jesus died."

*quoting Karamo Brown to Deceit* "I'm gonna send you a gift basket of muffins to heal your soul."

"Remy, we love you, but you're kind of a hoe."

Virgil: "Are you shopping for clothes in the middle of history class?" Roman: "Are you on Wattpad in the middle of history class?"

"Walk a day in my shoes and you'll understand how much of an idiot I really am." (Somehow this wasn't a quote from me, but I want you to know I managed to misspell idiot)

Logan

*yelling at his students* "Hey! No cursing in Spanish!"

*turning to Roman* "So how do you feel about a lobotomy?"

Thomas: "My mom hates me." Logan: "She doesn't hate you, she's just disappointed in everything you do."

"Yeah, I was exposed to radiation. I don't care."

"I don't think Minesweeper will turn me into a gamer girl." (this has Jeremy Heere energy and I can't tell why)

*teaching a lesson on photography* "Are there any questions about shutter speed, not about throwing people?"

"Remy, are you awake?" *silence* "That answers that question."

*playing Candy Crush on his phone instead of teaching the lesson*

*exasperated* "Oh my god, what stupid thing did you do now?"

*keeps writing on the whiteboard like he doesn't hear the fire alarm going off*

Roman: *says something stupid* Logan:  "I don't want to hear your voice."

"That's gucci." Remy, exceedingly concerned: "What have we done for you to start speaking like that?"