Prinxiety One Shots

Day 10 - Genocide

Is this a crack fic? Good question, I wish I knew.

I'm sorry if you don't know Undertale, because if you don't, this will be v confusing

Am I gonna figure out how the logic of them being there but not visible works? Not entirely. Just let it go, it's fine

Buckle up for Roman and Virgil being dumb and bickering

"No, no. Thomas, I can't let you do this," Patton said, quite clearly holding back tears. "It's just not right. They don't deserve to die."

Virgil looked up at the screen, paying attention for the first time this whole video. It was a Joystick Joyride, not a Sanders Sides video, so they were there, just hidden. Thomas couldn't even see them, he could just hear them all in his head. Anyway, Virgil looked up, expecting to see Toriel in the battle mode. Nope.

Patton was in tears over killing the very first Froggit.

"Patton, we're doing a genocide run," Virgil said, putting his phone in his pocket. "You said you were okay with that."

"I didn't know that meant killing everyone!" Logan just sighed as Virgil debated explaining to Patton what the hell genocide means.

Logan was mostly in charge of the game, seeing as he's the only one with no emotional attachment to any characters. He led Thomas through the ruins as Roman and Virgil, the midground between hyperfocus (Logan) and breaking down in tears (Patton), argued.

"We're taking all the monster candies, Princey, this is a no mercy run. Genocide has no time for manners."

"Shut it, easy bake oven," Roman shot back, "the sign says take one and we're only taking one." They both started grabbing for the keyboard to take control until Logan swatted their hands away.

"We're taking all of them," Logan said. "We need all the health items we can get, and we're not wasting our time for infinite money in Temmie Village or cheating in the file. We're taking all the free stuff we can get."

"Haha, Logan takes my side," Virgil said, aiming solely to make Roman upset. It worked.

Patton cried every time they dusted a monster, which obviously happens a lot in a genocide run. Needless to say, he officially broke down by the time Thomas got to killing Toriel. Logan decided to take Patton to his room because if he couldn't handle Toriel, there's no way he'd live through Papyrus. Patton, meanwhile, insisted that he could stay, so Logan had to drag him away kicking and screaming.

"Don't kill Lesser Dog, Thomas, don't do it! He's a good boy! Don't kill him!"

Roman and Virgil were also yelling, but more at Logan.

"You're going to leave me here with this idiot," Virgil yelled as Logan went up the stairs.

"I'm the idiot? You're the one that doesn't know how to read the sign that says Take One!" They continued to argue, being completely useless to Thomas, as was expected.

The one, single thing that they could both agree on was that you should definitely kill Jerry, even in a pacifist run. They both did mocking impressions of the monster, and around this point they decided that since the other two were gone and Thomas couldn't see them, they could stop pretending.

Because they're both idiots, they decided that clearly, if they were dating, they had to keep it a secret. No one could know. But they figured they were safe now at least. When they weren't violently gesturing at the screen in a petty argument, they were holding hands.

Of course, they could have done this anyway at any point, because Virgil isn't good at keeping secrets and, sorry to Roman, but he's not as good an actor as he thinks he is. So everyone knew, but was anyone going to inform them of that? Absolutely not, because them pretending to really hate each other is the comedy show of the year.