I ate my dick (jealousy)

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AhhhhhhhhHhHhHhh alright were staring off with what happens when they get jealous AS FUCK😤😤😤💃💃💃🐢💃🐢😤😤🦍💃🐢🦍💃🐢😤😤🦍 alright enjoy this bs
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Edd

• You could be talking to ANY male/female on planet earth and this boye would just watch y'all like 'bro you better not be cheating or som'
• Now if the guy/girl flirts with you, he's gonna walk over and hug your arm and give him a glare that could probably kill me in one second. Or something idk.
•The guy/girl gives edd a look like 'Go away hoeass I'm trying to get laid'
• Then the guy/girl try's to touch you but- oh too late you and edd are making out. The guy/girl walks away because they're confused or something.
• "Y/N you know your mine right?" "Yes eddie I'm yours, can we eat now bro I'm hungry."
"Yeah let's get food ah ah ah"
(Lmao That was so out of character I'm sorry, I'll add another part that's kinda angsty but also not ig)
•So uh edd see's you hugging your brother, who your hella clingy towards. (coughs same
Bro) And he got hella sad, he sits in bed and cries for a while. Of course you coming back and being the good boyfriend/girlfriend you are. You went to comfort this poor bb. You wuv him after all. Better show it hoe. Or I'm gonna beat ur pp 😤😤😤😤

Matt

•OHhhHhHhhH fuck. This man gets jealous easily. Like oh my golly gee. It's bad.
• He needs to be their ANY time you go out with your friends. And I mean anytime. Well accept when he knows most of the personally, which is only like one of the time (ey sal if your reading this I'm talking about you Bitch ily (no homo tho😤😤😤)
•If a guy/girl dares to hit on you in public Matt will cling onto you. Now if your tall he clings onto your arm and stares at the guy. But if your short this boye will attack yo god damn neck, most of the time it's hugging but uh maybe MAYBE he'll give you a Hickey or som idfk like it's uh- I don't have a word to describe it.
•of course your friends see this and uh call out the guy because he looked like he was in his late 40s going on 50s like my god don't go after youngsters 😤😤😤😤😤
• Going back home you needed some "reminding" as Matt called it. Yeah you couldn't walk for a good 78 hours.
•Buy HEY at least you got to cuddle afterwords 💃💃💃💃

Tom

•Physical violence 101
•Since you and Tom mostly hang out at bars, it's not a shock that you get hit on by boys and girls alike
•Now Tom is normally a calm drunk (it's fucking cannon bitch) but uh when he sees someone hitting on you.
•Game fucking over hoeass
•oop and now there's a bar fight
•after dragging him away and y'all getting kicked out, you guys head home and cuddle n shit.Hey man cuddles are nice. I think it's a nice ending  💃💃💃💃💃
•or he could just end up pulling you away and then y'all having a hot ass makeout session or som I don't fucking know
•don't do it around me tho 😔😔😔😔
Hentai go- I mean tord

•Y'all fuckers thought Tom was physical, man tord will personally hire an assassin  to kill whoever was hitting on you
• This man runs an army he can do anything
•Well it's the assassin or he'll make pau  and pat "accidentally" crash a plane into his/her house.
•This man will force you to cuddle with him to make his sorry ass feel better 😤😤😤😤
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S C R E A M S. Hi lol. Uh I'll make a part two for this eventually. 💃💃💃 you know when I feel like it xd. Alright bye gays ah ah ah 🦍🦍🦍🤠🤠🤠🤠

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