Shut the fuck up. (Tord x Male reader fluff bs)

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YOOOO IM WRITING THIS DURING CHURCH AHAHAHAHAH

Anyways Hi uh SKSKSKSKS I really don't like tord (Tom is better don't @ me) but I guess I'll do this.... how I'm gonna do it is a very good question.  Hskskkssk this is gonna be badddd this is gonna be baddd
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Tord was a naturally flirty person. Some people would maybe find that attractive, but most just see him as a creep and a perv.
One guy stood out from the rest,
(M/n). He was just so perfect, according to tord anyways-.

The only bad thing is that m/n is very... oblivious to tord liking them.
At first tord tried to dyne it, but sooner or later the feeling got too strong.

Eventually tord starting to try and hint to you that he liked you, from asking you random questions about love to straight up sending you an anonymous confession. And still
N o t h i n g.

(Better be upfront about it you little shit.)

So tord decieded to finally just be upfront about it.
(Finally Jeez)

Tord walked to m/n's room. He lightly knocked on the door, and as of heavens gate had opened an angel opened the door.

"Oh! Hiya tord, do you need something??"
"Yes I do- it's your heart and your lips on mine you oblivious little shit"

And SEX INSUES

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Ahahahahah sorry this took so long uhhdhjdhdjsks I swear I'm working on something better soon ok bye love ya 😋💖✨

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