Eddsworld imagines and oneshots (request closed)

Im from the irs (kissing)

Lmao I got that screenshot the moment I ran out of data fun and fresh, anyways uh it's kissing time uwu. Something that I will 💃💃💃 never get.
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Edd

•Soft bb
•smol kisses all over your face. It makes your heart uwu all over the place (hey that rhymed)
•he loves smooching you while y'all cuddle, kisses on the nose, cheek, forehead you name it it's probably gonna get kissed.

Matt

•This nibba wont stop kissing you
•it's like a daily thing he has to do.
•of course you aren't complaining tho
•He loves kissing you on ur cheek, mainly because of how smol/tall you are compared to him
•Soft smooches when y'all wake up and when y'all go to bed, bc y e s
•sweet bbs

Tom

•fuck the soft shit, this boye loves them hot and heavy
•well that's only in the safty of your bedroom of course, outside of that it's normally just smol lil smooches on cheeks
•if your short, stand on yo tippy toes and give this boye a kiss, he's gonna stutter for a good minute
•however if y'all like have sex (I'm not scared bitch out I don't give a fuck)
He loves soft post-sex smooches and cuddles
•mm good stuff right there

Tord

•He's just like Tom, hot n heavy. But he also loves soft kisses on ur neck
•once again good shit bruh

BITCH ITS NEWS TIME
AT THIS TIME I SWEAR MY DAD IS WATCHING FUCKIN TEEN TITANS, YEAH THE REALLY BAD ONE ON CARTOON NETWORK >:(((( IN OTHER NEWS I MADE WEED BROWNIES WHO WANTS SOME

And now back to your daily dose of imagines brought to you by me not getting sleep in 2 days.

•tord was really bad at kissing at first, lmao lonely virgin
•Teaching him was even harder (heh like my DIC-)
•But he got used to it and now he's really good at it

Big ass eyebrows- I mean pau

•He LOVES KISSING YOU, he loves it sm
•Especially after a really stressful day at work
•give this bb a smoochy but take out that cigarette, give him a juul instead (sorry julia, I wish I didn't have to put you in this)
•cheesey as FUCK BRO
•smooch him while you sit in his lap
•now that will make him happy

Bird man- sorry I meant pat

•It only happens at home or when y'all are alone
•He'd only kiss you out in public if he's protecting you.
•His lips are soft as FUCK BRO
•It's sweet as fuck tho
•mmmm give him a smooch while he's sitting at his desk
•now that will make him a happy boyeo

Edwardo

•HE KISSES YOU SO MUCH ITS UNREAL BRO
•HE LOVES GIVING YOU ATTENTION
•If you don't give it back he's gonna kiss a photo of a fake character that he " loves more" than you.
•Then you start crying
•Then the author steals you and you hang out with me and my squad and we smoke weed.
•Fuck Edwardo bro, he sucks ass (I mean I laughed at his chin for 2 hours so I don't know what to believe)

Mark

•He just kisses you when he wants ya know
•Like you could just be  reading something and he'll come over and kiss you
•sometimes y'all like kiss and then cuddle and read together or something
•Smooch smooch smooch
•sweet bb

Bb boye Jon

•AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH he's definitely one of the sweetest out of all of them
•soft smooches
•lots and lots of laughing
•huggies ahHHHhH you name it it's just SO SWEET I CANT
•Y'all are the supreme kissers
•UwUs are all over the floor
•Best babeys uwu
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EYYYYYY I FINALLY FINISHED THIS STUPID FUCKING CHAPTER, sorry it just took a while and now my fingers hurt

I'm from the irs