Hi uh if anyone wants to make a cha cha real smooth cult let me know
Anyways uh we're just gonna do dumb ass head cannons for the boyes
Idk why. Enjoy these ig
Also uh thanks for 50 followers or whatever
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Edd
•He's the tallest, going on 6'2 (god and I thought I was tall)
•Nibba pores cola on himself just out of no where
•He randomly screams shit
You could just be sitting in your room and you just hear him screaming downstairs
'God what a fucking dumbass, he's my dumbass tho.'
Matt
•Him and tord are tied at 5"7 (hah hah I'm taller than them)
• it's cannon he loves mirrors but uh
•Well one time you found him praising himself in a closet, and there were other Matt clones and it looked like a cult
"Matt, did you make another heavens gate cult"
"Not yet."
"God damn it Matt."
•He bought you a mirror with his face taped on it
•It was a jeffree Star cosmetics mirror as well
"God damn it Matt how tf am I supposed to put on makeup with this"
He shrugs and walks off
•Damn man y'all WILDIN
Tom
•Shortest of the gang, he's going on 5'6 (heh heh heh I'm still taller, for clarification I'm going on 5'9)
•if you talk about his hight you finna get beat, but he's gonna apologize because he wuvs you
•you both bully tord together
•When ever some object falls he's gonna be like
"Guys we gotta hold a funeral"
"Tom no, it was just my high lighter, I need that-"
"Is it gonna be an open or closed casket-"
"TOM!!"
•Yeah that happens a lot
•Some times he just like, clings to you when he's in a bad mood. Like on ur arm n shit.
Tord
•He's 5'7 (hah hah shortass)
•He legit owns an ahego face hoodie..... and by that I mean he stole it from me (give it back bitchass)
•You had to make him get used to not fucking masturbating to hentai at night
•y'all share a god damn room together so it makes sense.
•I kicked down y'alls door while y'all were fucking once. True story
(I'm gonna draw that later)
•I almost puked (get it because I really don't like straight/gay porn 😤😤😤😤 I'm gonna beat my pp now)
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You know what, I'm not doing a part two to this. Because it physically hurts me to think of ideas for this. So yeah Im gonna start making one-shots or whatever lol
YOU ARE READING
Eddsworld imagines and oneshots (request closed)
Fanfiction"Remember eddsworld characters aren't real."-Tomska My request and other things are closed until further notice. Please don't ask, I won't be responding
