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hi I've spent the past month watching/listening to rocky horror picture show and doing NOTHING ELSE. So you know what that means: IM MAKING AN ENTIRE CHAPTER DETICATED TO HORROR MOVIES BABEY!!!! Anyways, uh yeah enjoy.
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Edd:
•Edd has mixed feeling on horror movies
•He DOESNT love horror movies, but he enjoys them.
•As you know, he loves insane zombie pirates from hell (I hope I spelled it right shjdhd) and he probably enjoyed Scream (you know that one movie with ghost face in it)
•Course hes not into like, the extremely gorey horror movies
•Insert me begging him to watch terrifer with me (DONT watch that movie if you don't like gore because that's really all it is)
•He does like the artsy horror movies, and hell sometimes even the weird ass ones like Mandy will be enjoyable to him
(WATCH MANDY GUYS ITS GOT CARTOON BOOBS-)
•Show him Rocky horror picture show, he will never be the same ever again
•He basically refuses to belive its Tim Curry, but come on. Tim Curry is pretty much sexy in every role he plays; including that one beauty and the beast midquil. He played a fucking organ and he was still sexy
• Don't force him to watch them though. He might be a strong big Boye, but not everyone enjoys horror

Matt:
•He doesn't really like horror. Sure he enjoys Insane zombie pirates from hell, but those movies are pretty bad.
•He considers scooby doo on zombie island a horror movie. Which is understandable, I like that movie
•He does not like gore AT ALL
•Please don't put your baby through that
•You tried to get him to watch other horror movies... which are basically just movie musicals.
•He likes rocky horror picture show, and asked if you two could dress up as some of the characters for halloween! Shit who wouldn't want to be Tim Curry?
•He also liked little shop of horrors, since it had songs and he likes singing (I headcannon that he's actually a GOD at singing)
•Overall, doesn't hate horror movies but doesn't love them at all.

Tom:
•OH YO ASS BEST BELIVE THE MAN LOVES HORROR MOVIES
•As long as it's not TOO gorey (terrifer I'm lookin at you, please don't watch that if you don't like gore please)
•As you know, the boys love insane zombie pirates from hell, because hey who doesn't love laughable stupid cheap movies??
•He definitely enjoys the IT movies, the new and the old ones (WATCH THE OLD ONES TIM CURRY PLAYS PENNYWISE)
•You two definitely make jokes about horror movies all the time
•You tried showing him the shining, and he got bored and passed out. Then again he was shitfaced so that added to it.
•You also tried showing him Mandy, and he enjoyed it a lot. That movie was fucking insane, and it was even better when you were high/drunk and he was shitfaced
•He also enjoyed things like Scooby doo, since those can be enjoyable.
•You also showed him Rocky horror picture show, and you both can agree that everyone in that movie is incredibly sexy. Seriously, did they have to make them all so hot?
•SINGING THE TIME WARP AT TWO AM TO ANNOY TORD
•Overall, he likes horror. But it isn't his like obsession (hah hah unlike me lmao)

Tord
•Look, if it's not some weird gorey hentai/anime he doesn't want it.
•Unless it's those stupid zombie pirates movie. I fucking hate that movie I'm so sick of writing the title I SWEAR-
•Force him to watch Rocky horror picture show, you convinced him because you get to see Columbia's tits so like COME ON
•He doesn't want to watch them, if they aren't anime or a stupid dumb low budget movie he doesn't like it.
•Stupid fucker, come on reader we're gonna watch the entire nightmare on elm street series
•He only liked the low budget slashers that are full of nudity and tits and stupid cliches
•Like GOD DAMN, can he just sit down and appreciate a good horror movie?
•Force him to watch Texas chainsaw massacre, make him go through that torture
•HE WALKED IN ON YOU AND ME AND ALL MY BOYES WATCHING THE SHINNING AND HE ONLY STAYED BECAUSE OF THE SCRNE WITH JACK MAKING OUT WITH A NAKED LADY
•He left right afterwords because there was the old naked lady scene, and no one gets turned on by an old naked lady
•Overall: if it's not low budget or full of tits, don't expect tord to watch it with you.
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Wow I finished this stupid chapter. Sorry if you don't like horror oops. Anyways, hope you enjoyed it, Don't worry new chapters that are actually decent are coming (hah hah Cumming-) just give me a while gamers. I have school work and 3 essays to write lmao, ok goodnight.

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