Sex Wars

Chapter Five

"Mona?! What the hell happened to you?!" I yelled when Mona stumbled in our cabin, holding a bottle of whiskey.

"I got laid, that's what happened. HAHAAHAHA."

Opal snatched the whiskey away and rinsed it out. "Are you out of your mind? Why do you have alcohol here?"

Mona chuckled and slurred, "Wellitsnotlikeyouhaventtriedit!"

I grabbed her arm and sat her down. "Why are you drunk, and why did you possibly have sex with someone?"

"Not someone, Blake! It was AMAZING and--"

"LALALALALALALA," I screamed as I covered my ears.

Then Mona started sobbing. I leaned over to Opal, "I'm going to go see why that bastard did this to Mona, and you guys try to ask why she's drunk."

Opal nodded and waved as I walked out towards King Douchebag.

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BANGBANGBANG.

"What? Oh, it's you. What do you want?" Blake, the Demon Child, asked annoyingly.

I got right to the point. "Mona drunkenly told me you two had sex. What the hell is that about?"

Blake crossed his muscular arms. "Ooh, someone's jealous."

I scoffed and rolled my eyes. "In your nightmares!"

"No we didn't do anything. You need to work on your anger issues and take a damn joke."

"Watch it, Hemingway."

"Oh you're just being prissy because you're on your period or something."

"Well I have an excuse for being a bloated bitch. What's yours?" I shot back.

Just then, Tyler strolled by next to Blake.

"Hey, cutie," he smirked at me.

Blake and I scoffed at the same time, but he beat me to saying something. "Cutie? More like Hell's Child."

"Why is he here anyway?" I asked Blake, ignoring his insult, "And aren't you dating Jessi?"

"She flirts with the guys, so I can do the same thing with the ladies!"

"You two are pigs," I shook my head as I turned to walk away. Just then, I felt a stinging sensation on my ass.

"What the hell?!?" I screamed as I saw Tyler smirk, and Blake roll his eyes.

I sped towards Tyler and kicked him hard in his jewels. I stormed away, steaming with anger.

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Everyone jumped when I burst through our cabin.

"Whoa. What happened to you?" Opal asked.

"That dick Tyler slapped my ass! He was in the guys' cabin!" I ranted, "Did you find out what happened with Mona?"

"Well, sorta. She wouldn't stop crying, and she's locked in the bathroom. Sophie's been trying to get her out."

I stormed over to the bathroom and pounds on the door when Sophie moved aside. "Mona! Mona, get out of the bathroom before I choke you when I get in there!"

Since Mona knew when I was in a bad mood or not, she could definitely tell I was mad because she quickly opened the door.

"What do you want, Leighla?" she cried.

"Why are you crying?" I demanded.

"Because..." she hiccuped, "Because...I'm pregnant."

WHAT?!

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Yoooooo.

This chapter is so short, it's not even funny. The thing is, I've been super busy with school and I've had writer's block for some time now.

Don't worry! I'll find the cure for writer's block and become a millionaire!!

Joking.

-C