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~short one for a longer one soon, saw a post like this the other day I wanted to share~

Dan to Phil:
"If you had ten cookies and I wanted five, how many would you have left?"

"None cause I'd give them all to you.."

Phil to Dan:
"If you had ten cookies and I wanted five, how many would you have left?"

"Ten cookies and a dead body.."

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