Not Good Enough For Truth In Cliche

Disaster

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"Now, Miss Charles, the gel is going to be cold."
"Okay." I replied.
The doctor squirted gel on my stomach. "That's your baby, right there." She pointed at the ultrasound.
"Is it a boy or girl?" Max asked.
She looked around. "Congratulations. You two are having a baby girl."
I grinned. "We're having a baby girl."
"She's gonna be the best girl in the world." Max smiled. "I can teach her bass, and Ronnie can teach her to scream and sing, and Monte can teach guitar."
"She's gonna have a bunch of amazing uncles."
"Anthony can teach her to ride a motorcycle!"
"Any daughter of mine who touches a motorcycle is in big trouble, she's not setting foot anywhere near Anthony's motorcycles, or near Ronnie's motorcycle!" I said.
"Aw, that's no fun."
"You're lucky I'm letting her near you guys."
"Fair enough." Max kissed my forehead. "Can she get tattoos?"
"As long as you keep her away from drugs."
"Okay!"
"Come on. We gotta go show our friends."
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"It's so cute... Boy or girl?" Ronnie asked, holding the ultrasound picture in his hands.
"It's a girl." I smiled.
He grinned. "Hi, little girl growing in Ash's stomach. I'm gonna be the best uncle godfather thing in the world. I'm gonna teach you how to sing and how to do awesome eyeliner and how to ride a motorcycle-"
"Hell no you won't!"
He groaned. "Apparently I'm not gonna teach you how to ride a motorcycle. That's okay, Uncle Anthony can do that. I'm gonna tell you all the secrets about your mom and dad. Jacky and Monte and Derek can teach you guitar, Ryan can teach you drums, and your dad can teach you bass. Your mom can teach you how to dye your hair and how to piss me off, cause she's good at that."
I giggled. "I am."
"And I'll tell you how not to go to prison."
"Wonderful life skills, Ronnie."
"Hey, she's gotta know."
"Sure."
Max came into the room. "I called my mom. She's super excited."
"Good."
"Tell my band." Ronnie replied.
I laughed and took my phone out. I dialed Jacky, as I knew they were at practice. "Jacky."
"Hey, Ash, what's up?"
"Can you put me on speaker? I've got news for all of you."
"Aight, what's up?" I heard Ryan ask.
"So, uh... As you all know, I'm dating Max Green. And what you don't know is... Well, I'm pregnant. With a girl."
"Woah, you're having a kid?" Derek asked.
"It's Max's, right?" Jacky said.
"Yes, it's Max's. She's about four months along... So we finally decided to tell you."
"That's amazing." He whispered. "I'm... Can I be an uncle?"
"Only if you teach her guitar."
"Deal!"
"Can we all be uncles?" I could hear Derek grin.
"Yes, of course."
"Yeah, but I'm godfather!" Ronnie said.
"Ronnie!" Jacky laughed.
"Bye, you guys." I ended the call and giggled. "You guys are ridiculous."
"Now you're gonna get bombarded with baby clothes with like, instruments on it." Ronnie smiled.
"Craig already ordered baby Escape The Fate clothes." Max chimed in.
"Ryan's gonna get some Falling In Reverse shit."
"I thoroughly apologize for our friends." Max kissed my hair. "They're gonna give you everything."
"Oh, it's okay. Less stuff we gotta buy ourselves."
"True."
"I'm so excited for our baby girl to be here."