Gintama Reacts to Ships

Sougo x Kagura

Italics = Thoughts

Bold = Emphasis

Normal = Talking

* = Indicates an action

When Elizabeth "talks", imagine it holding up a sign with what it's "saying" 

NOW, LET THE FANS GO CRAZY!

Gintoki: Oooohooohooo.... Kagura and Soichiro sitting in a tree K-I-S-

Kagura: Shut up, you mop-head! It's not funny!!! Like I would ever fall for a sadist like him. Humph! I'm offended-ed.

Sougo: It's offended you idiot China-girl.

Hijikata: Hey! Now Sougo, let's not be mean to our future wife, shall we? *whispers to Kagura* Sorry you have to deal with him.

Sougo: Hijikata-san, mind if you turn around for a minute? *Hijikata turns head* *Sougo swings katana*

Hijikata: HEY!!! Kondou-san, tell him to stop!

Kondou: *Spying on Tae* Toshi? Did you say something?

Hijikata: Never mind. I'll be sure to come to your wedding though. 

Sougo and Kagura: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Shinpachi: Actually, I agree with Hijikata-san. See? You guys are already so in sync!

Tae: *punches Kondou* Yes, indeed, Shin-chan! You guys are certainly very cute together! 

(Notice- neither Sougo or Kagura have the balls to yell at Tae. Especially not Kagura. She doesn't even have ba- never mind. I don't wanna turn on mature)

Kondou: *gets up* Heheheh. What Otae-san just said is absolutely correct. By the way Sougo, it's about time you get a girlfriend.

Gintoki: You're one to talk!

Kondou: *blushes* Well, Sakata... At least I try!

Sachan: Gin-san, you should get someone too! *wiggles eyebrows* Y'know, there's someone that really likes you that's here!

Gintoki: Really? Where?

Sa-chan: RIGHT HERE! *hugs Gin*

Gintoki: *smashes Sa-chan's head onto the ground* Actually, I'm not really interested at the moment. 

Shinpachi: Guys, we're getting off topic. Remember the real reason we're here!

Kagura: Hmm... Oh yeah! It was... Oh. Ewwwwwwwww...

Sougo: Hey, you're not the only one that feels this way about this stupid ship.

Hijikata: You guys just agreed on something.

Kagura: Ewwwwwwwwww!!! This is bad.. If I don't agree on this ship, I'll be lumped with the stupid sadist. But if I agree and leave him behind, I'll be agreeing on the ship! It's a die or die scenario!

Sougo: Disgusting! Things just can't get any worse! I don't want to agree with China, but I can't agree on this ship either. This is bad.

Yamazaki: Um. Captain Okita, Kagura-san, are you guys okay?

Kagura: Hahaha! Sure! No! Are you an idiot?!

Sougo: DO I LOOK OKAY?

Yamazaki: Ha ha.. um. No? *hides behind Hijikata*

Gintoki: Wait. Are we supposed to vote on the ship or something?

Kagura: God, please no.

Kyubei: *comes rushing in* Everyone! I have the answer to Sakata's question! Here are the instructions from the director! It says that we have to vote on the ship. If the majority votes yes, Sorachi-dono will consider using the ship later on in Gintama!

Tae: What are we waiting for then? Let's take the vote!

Sougo: I will murder this woman.

Kyubei: *stares at Sougo*

Sougo: ...

Kondou: Alright everyone! You heard Otae-san! Hands up, everyone in favor of Sougo x Kagura!

Hijikata: *smiles and raises hand* This is to get you back for all the times you've tried to kill me.

Sougo: I regret trying to murder Hijikata.

Gintoki: *raises hand* Have a nice wedding.

Kagura: You sadist!

Sa-chan: I'll do whatever Gin-chan does! *raises hand*

Tae: *raises hand* It's so cute!

Kyubei: *raises hand* I'll follow Otae-chan no matter what.

Shinpachi: Sorry Kagura. *raises hand*

Yamazaki: Vice-chief, can I leave?

Hijikata: *raises Yamazaki's hand for him*

Kondou: Okay, so including me, that's uh, *slowly tries to add 7 + 1*

Katsura and Elizabeth: *Busts in* 

Katsura: Whoops. Looks like the Shinsengumi! Elizabeth let's run! *sets off bomb*

Kondou: KATSURA!!!!!!!! All troops, attack!

Yamazaki: Uh, onto the next ship!