Kondou: Otae-san is meant for me, and only me! And even if I didn't like her, who wants to be with a cross-dressing girl?
Kyubei: *kicks Kondou in the shin* What did you say?
Kondou: Nothing.
Tae: I'm going to go to the bathroom. *leaves*
Yamazaki: WHY DID SHE GET TO LEAVE?!
Gintoki: I dunno. Don't let her hear you said that.
(Notice- Everyone is scared of Tae)
Kagura: Is this that Yaoi thing again?
Shinpachi: No, Yaoi is with boys.
Yamazaki: Is there a girl version?
Kagura: If girls fan-girl over Yaoi, do guys fan-boy over the girl version of Yaoi?
Shinpachi: Guys fan-boying over the girl version of Yaoi is creepy.
Yamazaki: Yeah.
Kondou: No, no, no. You have it all wrong! The girl version of Yaoi is called Yuri!
Kagura: Yuri? But Yuri on Ice is Yaoi! This makes no sense, uh huh!
Yamazaki: Nothing makes sense.
Shinpachi: Wait, so is this ship good?
Yamazaki: I dunno.
Kagura: I dunno
Kondou: No. It's living hell.
Gintoki: I can go home now? Sweet!
Sougo: Oh, Yuri! It's weird. I think Hijikata's into it though.
Gintoki: Seriously?
Sougo: Yeah. I saw him reading a Yuri manga.
Yamazaki: Really?
Sougo: Yep. The Vice-Chief is a major otaku.
Hijikata: HEY! That was in the Crisis Arc! It's not my problem I got possessed. I think this ship is fine, I guess.
Sougo: Yeah, right.
Shinpachi: I mean, I don't really mind this ship. As long as they like each other, it doesn't really concern me.
Kagura: Really, Shinpachi? Are you actually feeling that way?
Gintoki: Yeah, Shinpachi. Aren't you really against your sister dating anyone!
Kagura: Shinpachi! You're a liar! I bet you never want your sister to be in a relationship! Uh huh!
Shinpachi:
Gintoki: See? Ha! Kagura-chan, we've rendered him speechless!
Kagura: What does that mean?
Gintoki:
Hijikata: It means he's lost for words.
Kagura: How do you get lost in words?
Hijikata:
Kondou: Well, it means you're mentally shocked to the point where you can't figure out what to say.
Kagura: Shocked? How come they're not dead? My mom told me that electricity kills people.
Kondou:
Sougo: It means.... YOU'RE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagura: YOU PIECE OF CRAP! COME AT ME!
Sougo: YOU WANNA FIGHT?
Kagura: *throws punches*
Sougo: *kicks and dodges*
Yamazaki: This is getting out of hand, Yagyu-san.
Kyubei: Let's cut this short.
YOU ARE READING
Gintama Reacts to Ships
FanfictionAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
