Gintama Reacts to Ships

Nobume x Kamui

Hijikata: Huh?

Gintoki: Do they even meet each other in the series?

Kagura: Who knows. They're both sadists.

Shinpachi: Is that the only thing you associate them with?

Sougo: Yeah, you're the glasses, China-girl is China-girl, Mister Odd Jobs is dead fish-strawberry milk guy, Hijikata-san is Mayo Man, Kondou is a Gorilla, Yamazaki is anpan, Sa-chan is natto, and Otae is-

Otae: *stares at Okita*

Sougo: And Otae is normal.

(Notice- Otae is an asshole)

Yamazaki: I don't even like anpan!

Tsukuyo: Is your brain still messed up from last chapter?

Kondou: It's complicated.

Sa-chan: Nobume and Kamui aren't even here!

Kamui: *walks in* Huh? Did you say something?

Kagura: Oh, It's YOU.

Kamui: I'll kill ya!

Nobume: *jumps in through the window* Does anyone have a doughnut? *sees Gintoki and Takasugi* Oh. It's you two.

Gintoki: No this is just anpan with a hole in the middle. And isn't it spelled "donut"? *deep thought*

Kagura: Gin-chan! Why are they even here? They missed the last twenty chapters! 

Shinpachi: Should they get a late slip or detention or something?

Katsura: Pachi-boy! This is Gintama, not school!

Takasugi: Zura, Ginpachi-sensei is a thing too.

Elizabeth: *Yeah, ZURA*

Kamui: So, what's this?

Hijikata: *Looks at Kondou*

Kondou: *Looks at Sougo*

Sougo: *Looks at Gintoki*

Gintoki: *Looks at Shinpachi*

Shinpachi: *Looks at Tae*

Tae: *Looks at Kyubei*

Kyubei: *Looks at Sa-chan*

Sa-chan: *Looks at Tsukuyo*

Tsukuyo: *Looks at Mutsu*

(Are we seriously continuing this?) 

Mutsu: *Looks at Sakamoto*

Sakamoto: *Looks at Zura*

Zura: *Looks at Takasugi*

Takasugi: *Looks at Bansai*

Bansai: *Looks at Matako*

Matako: *Looks at Takechi*

Takechi: *sighs* Kamui, Nobume we are reacting to ships.

Kamui: Oh, really? How fun! 

Nobume: What's that supposed to mean?

Sougo: And the ship you're reacting to is Nobume x Kamui.

Kamui: Seriously?

Nobume: Do we even meet each other in series?

Gintoki: That's what I said!

Kamui: Nobume? Oh, that's the girl that used to work for that Utsuro-

Kagura: SPOILERS!

Kamui: Whoops. 

Nobume: So, what do we do now? Let's play stab Okita.

Sougo: Why don't we play stab Hijikata-san and Nobume!

Hijikata: NO!

Nobume: Sounds fun minus the latter part.

Hijikata: WHY?!

Kondou: Calm down Toshi, we need to focus on the ship.

Kyubei: That's literally the only line you ever say now.

Kondou: Is that all you care about now?

Kamui: Oh! Well, I don't like this ship.

Nobume: I don't care for this ship either.

Everyone else: I'm too scared to oppose them, but this chapter would be too short if we didn't!

Takasugi: Kamui, this is the only girl you'll ever find as sadistic as you.

Everyone else: Oh CRAP!

Sougo: Really? It seems awfully strange to ship people that have just met each other.

Everyone else: DAMN!

Kagura: Well, my stupid brother doesn't deserve Nobume!

Everyone else: HOLY FFFFFFF-

Tae: Really, Kagura? You still consider him your brother? I thought you hated him!

Kagura: It doesn't matter if I like him or not, he's still related to me. 

Sougo: Wow, you finally found out, CHINA GIRL...

Kagura: Huh? *starts fighting with Sougo*

Tsukuyo: How immature.

Kyubei: You've said that at least 3-

Sa-chan: Seriously?

Gintoki: So is the ship a yes or no?

Yamazaki: I want to leave. This is scary. There are way too many sadists in this room for our safety

Matako: Yeah. There's Sougo, Gintoki, Shinsuke, Nobume, Kamui, and Kagura! There's even a masochist!

Bansai: So it's a no?

Takechi: *is in a Takasugi costume* Onto the next one!

Matako and Bansai: *beat Takechi up*