Gintama Reacts to Ships

Taking a break feels good, but only when you've been productive

Gintoki: Hey! So what's the new ship we're supposed to react to?

Kagura: Gin-chan! Most Fanfics that make characters react to ships are really short!

Shinpachi: Seriously?

Sougo: Yeah. This one Reaction Fanfic I saw only had six sentences each chapter!

Hijikata: Really?

Kondou: You guys should feel proud! We're different!

Yamazaki: Chief, this is Gintama.

Gintoki: Why do we have to work so much more?!

Kagura: We deserve a break!

Sougo: And get this. The reaction fanfic I saw had way more reads than this fanfic!

Kagura: Author! Make us famous! Readers! Read this!

Tae: Everyone! The Sorachi-dono sent us a message!

Kyubei: Let's see... What does it say?

Sa-chan: *reads it*

  To the characters of Gintama,

      I have noticed that you guys are working much harder than you should, without much reward. This is why I, Sorachi, has decided to give you a break. Unfortunately, I will not be providing food or water for you guys. Go get it yourselves, you pigs-

Hijikata: Pigs?!

Matako: Who the hell does this SORACHI think he is?!

Bansai: Jeez, calm down. 

Takechi: Go on. Continue reading.

Sa-chan: *continues reading*

    Go get it yourselves, you pigs. I already did enough for you! I created you! Who the hell do you guys think you are?! I'm leaving. *sighs in a letter* I wanna become a cheesecake.

Gintoki: That's it? He didn't even sign the letter?!

Sakamoto: Ahahahahahahahahaha! Our creator is quite hilarious!

Mutsu: Shut up.

Takasugi: So what's this break about? 

Katsura: Well, you wouldn't need a break. You only just got here. The break is for the people that have been here since the beginning! Isn't that right, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: Yes!

Gintoki: This break doesn't even feel right! I don't even want to take a break! There's not even food or anything!

Tae: Well, you can't feel the effects of taking a break until you've done something productive.

Hijikata: What do you mean we haven't done anything productive?!

Kagura: That's it. I'm done.

Shinpachi: Sis, let's leave!

Gintoki: Wait! We have work to do!

Hijikata: This is because you're the only one getting paid!

Kondou: Toshi, let's go.

Gintoki: Wait! This chapter isn't even at 400 words yet!

Yamazaki: Sorry, Sakata-kun.

Tsukuyo: I'm going back to Yoshiwara.

Sa-chan: Sorry Gin-chan! I need to leave now. I love you!

Takasugi: Everyone, let's go...

Sakamoto: Ahahahahahahahahaha! 

Mutsu: Shut up, we're leaving.

Katsura: Good luck, Gintoki!

Gintoki: Zura!!!!

Katsura: It's not Zura, it's Katsura!

Elizabeth: Seeya.

Gintoki: EVERYONE!!!!!!

.... to be continued......

Gintoki: *sighs* they'll be back one the Author decides to give us food...