Yamazaki: *is blushing profusely*
Tama: I don't understand.
Sougo: Hey Yamazaki, explain it to her. *sadistic smile*
Yamazaki: Huh?
Hijikata: C'mon Yamazaki. Explain to Tama what this is about.
Yamazaki: HUH?!
Kondou: Yamazaki, Tama is confused. Go help her out.
Yamazaki: I can't tell if they're trying to be nice to Tama or are just trying to torture me.
Tama: Yamazaki, are you okay?
Yamazaki: Huh?
Tama: Do you mind teaching me?
Yamazaki: HUH? Tama-san? HUH????!!!!!!!
Hijikata: No, Yamazaki! No! Definitely not that!
Gintoki: Oh, Tama. You want to know what Tama x Yamazaki means right?
Yamazaki:
Tama: Yes, that is correct.
Gintoki: Y'know, it means that.
Tama: I still don't understand.
Gintoki: It's a ship.
Tama: This isn't One Piece.
Gintoki: It means our fans ship you and Yamazaki.
Tama: Do we get to do a One Piece/Gintama cross-over? I've always wanted to meet Franky!
(Notice- Franky is a cyborg, similar to Tama who is a robot)
Gintoki: *is dying* NO! It means people want you and Yamazaki to be together!
Tama: But we are already friends.
Gintoki: It means they want you to love each other.
Tama: Friends are supposed to love each other, are they not?
Gintoki: *face palms* ROMANTICALLY.
Yamazaki: . . .
Tama: Oh. *shuts down*
Kagura: Tama? Tamago? *pokes Tama's face* Gin-chan, I think she's dead, uh huh!
Shinpachi: Gin-san, you killed her.
Gintoki: Not my problem that Yamazaki was being an idiot.
Yamazaki: *is confusion*
Sougo: *punches Yamazaki* Hijikata-san, I think Yamazaki's paralyzed.
Kondou: YOU DID THAT!
Hijikata: Leave him like that. Now we have one less mouth to feed. Do you know how much money we spend on anpan everyday?!
Kondou: Toshi!
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Shinpachi: Hey! Kagura-san, Gin-san Yamazaki and Tama have been out cold for the last hour and twenty eight minutes.
Kagura: Wait, Shinpachi!
Gintoki: I think they're reviving.
Kagura: Oh, they're back, uh huh!
Tama: *turns on. Remembers the situation* Kagura-san, can you turn me back off?
Tae: Tama-san, we have to finish this. For Sorachi-dono
Tama: If you wish.
Yamazaki: Chief, may I leave?
Kondou: No. I know this is embarrassing for you, but the fans are the reason you are got ninth in the popularity poll.
Yamazaki: Okay...
Kondou: Alright, everyone! Quiet down!
Sa-chan: You're the only one talking.
Kondou: Shut up, stalker.
Sa-chan: DON'T CALL ME A STALKER! YOU HYPOCRITE!!!
Kyubei: true.
Kondou: JUST SHUT UP.
Sa-chan: Again, you're the only one talking.
Kondou: *ignores Sa-chan* Alright! So, what do you guys think about this ship?
Sougo: Yeah. It's Ka-wai-i. *in a monotone voice*
Yamazaki: You just want me to leave the Shinsengumi!!!
Hijikata: C-U-T-E. *does the nico-nico-nii hand signs while talking*
Yamazaki: You too!
Gintoki: Ooh, Tama. You should hook up with Yamazaki!
Kagura: I don't care. Who is this Sagaru Yamazaki anyways! I don't know a Sagaru, uh huh!
Shinpachi: I agree with Kagura. I don't mind either way.
Sa-chan: If Gintoki is not in the ship, I don't care.
Tae: How cute!
Kyubei: K-y-o-o-o-o-t.
Yamazaki: Half of you guys are just agreeing because everyone else is!
Otose: Nah. If Tama get's married, she'll stop working eventually.
Catherine: What if she gets pregnant?
Hijikata: No, robots can't get pregnant.
Kondou: So... Uh, is that a yes?
Sougo: More of a maybe.
Kagura: Alright, we're done! Uh huh!
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Gintama Reacts to Ships
FanfictionAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
