Hijikata: *is blushing*
Kondou: But Mitsuba is... dead.
Sougo: *gasps* Hijikata has a crush on my sister, and since big sis is dead, that must mean Hijikata's a necrophiliac!
Kagura: What's a necrophilililiac?
Gintoki: It's necrophiliac. You idiot.
Kagura: Sounds weird, uh huh!
Hijikata: I AM NOT A NECROPHILIAC!
Sougo: THEN WHY ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO THE DEAD? HUH?
Hijikata: I liked her when she was still alive, you idiot!
Gintoki: *wiggles eyebrows* Ooh... Did you just admit that you loved her?
Hijikata: uh.. N-No!
Yamazaki: *whispers* Vice-Chief, change the subject! Quick!
Hijikata: I love mayonnaise!
Shinpachi: What the heck.
Kagura: Yeah, we know, mayo man!
Sougo: So do you love my sister, or mayo?
Hijikata: Uh... I love both?...
Yamazaki: *face palms*
Gintoki: He really is a weirdo! A necrophiliac and objectophile (someone attracted to inanimate objects)! Hijikata, you sure are strange.
Hijikata: I AM NOT. *rages*
Yamazaki: *whispers to Hijikata* Let's leave, Vice-Chief.
Hijikata: *grabs Yamazaki and runs away* Um, I have explosive diarrhea, gotta go, bye!
Sougo: HIJIKATA!!!!!! *chases after*
Kondou: Toshi!!!!
Gintoki: What the heck is he doing?
Kagura: I dunno. Mayo stuff
Shinpachi: No, no. He's trying to protect his pride.
Gintoki: You mean his ego?
Shinpachi: Yeah.
Kagura: He has a huge ego, uh huh!
Kondou: Ship?
Gintoki: Huh?
Kagura: Wha?
Shinpachi: Eh?
Tae: Hm?
Kyubei: Sorry?
Katsura: Pardon?
Sa-chan: Yes?
Kondou: ...onto the next one...
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Gintama Reacts to Ships
FanfictionAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
