Sakamoto: Ahahahahahahahahaha! So it's the two stalkers now!
Sa-chan and Kondou: NO! *points to each other* HE/SHE'S THE STALKER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Mutsu: The author has found a trend.
Takasugi: That either makes the author really smart or really lazy.
Author: HEY! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR ME TO FIND THIS PICTURE?! THREE MINUTES! YEAH! THREE WHOLE MINUTES!
Kagura: Gin-chan! Is there a mute button for the author?
Gintoki: No, it's called the stab button.
Shinpachi: Gin-san! Stop that!
Kyubei: But doesn't it take multiple deep stabs to efficiently kill someone?
Gintoki: Seriously?
Kyubei: Hey, that's the seventeenth time someone has said a variation of tha-
(Notice- That is not true)
Gintoki: Why are you counting?!
Hijikata: Wow, people sure do like bullying you, Odd Jobs. What did you do to make them hate you?
Sougo: Yeah, Mister. *whispers* Hijikata-san, he probably clogged their toilets or something.
Kagura: Totally! Once Gin-chan forgot to flush and his poop was like a-
Tsukuyo: That's not very womanly of you to say that, Kagura.
Kagura: Whatever. I'm not even legal yet, so I CAN, TSUKI!
Matako: She's got a point.
Bansai: This brat's sharp.
Kagura: BRAT?! YOU WANNA FIGHT, DEAF MAN?!
Bansai: What did you say, you punk?!
Takechi: Leave her be, Bansai.
Matako and Bansai: You, lolicon.
Takechi: I'm simply a feminist with a healthy attraction towards chil-
Matako: Yeah, yeah, shut up.
Kondou: Well, I entirely disagree with this ship! My heart will be forever dedicated to Otae-san! Right? Otae-san?
Otae: *punches Kondou in the face* As a matter of fact, no!
Sa-chan: Yes! I have dedicated my life to Gin-san! *grabs onto his arm*
Gintoki: *yeets her out the window*
Sa-chan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Yamazaki: Odd Jobs! Is that safe?...
Gintoki: She'll come back.
Sa-chan: *climbs back in through the window* Gin-san! I'll always be with you!!!!!!
Gintoki: *wants to die*
Kondou: Well, Otae-san, just give it some time.
Tae: What part of "no" do you not understand?!
Kamui: *smiles* They sure are persistent aren't they? It must be nice having a free body guard.
Gintoki and Tae: Are you saying that just to trigger us?
Nobume: He really is a sadist, huh?
Sougo: Like you're one to talk.
Hijikata: It's not like you're any better!
Sougo: Okay then, let's change the subject.
Nobume: Let's play stab the Shinsengumi Vice Chief.
Hijikata: NO!
Sougo: Sounds fun!
Kamui: How entertaining!
Yamazaki: Vice Chief!
Hijikata: Kondou-san! Help!
Gintoki: *snickers* Oh look, the poor Vice Chief needs help!
Hijikata: I'LL STAB YOU!
Gintoki: NOT IF I STAB YOU FIRST!
Tsukuyo: Idiots! This isn't the time to be fighting!
Hijikata: But it is the time to kill ME?!
Tsukuyo: *walks away*
Hijikata: OI!
Gintoki: What did YOU do to piss off everyone?!
Hijikata: Shut up.
Sougo: *whispers to Kagura* Did you know that once Hijika-
Hijikata: SOUGO!!!!!!
Kagura: *whispers to Sougo* Seriously? Wow, he's so-
Hijikata: SHUT UP!
Shinpachi: Aren't we supposed to be talking about this ship?
Hijikata: Oh. This ship? I don't care about it.
Sa-chan: *whispers to Hijikata* You had better not.
Hijikata: ಠ_ಠ
Sougo: What if I said I did-
Sa-chan: Don't or you'll regret it.
Kondou: ಠ_ಠ
Kagura: Sa-chan! If you go with the Gorilla, you'll never be able to bother Gin-chan again!
Gintoki: WHY?!
Hijikata: You really did something bad to make all these people hate your guts.
Sa-chan: What about you Gin-san?
Gintoki: I love-
Sa-chan: What was that?
Gintoki: No comment.
Tae: Well, I think it's nice!
Kondou: ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
Sa-chan: *ignores*
Kamui: Well, I don't really care either way.
Tsukuyo: Neither do I.
Nobume: I'll say no if you give me a doughnut.
Sa-chan: *hands her a mochi doughnut*
Nobume: I had my fingers crossed. *runs away with doughnut*
Sa-chan: What about you, Pachi-boy?!
Shinpachi: Uh-I- No comment.
Sa-chan: Anpanman?
Yamazaki: I told you, I don't like anpan! *hides behind Hijikata*
Sakamoto: Ahahahahahahahahaha! I don't really care.
Mutsu: I don't really mind...
Matako: Bansai-senpai, this kunoichi is really crazy.
Bansai: Yeah, she's insane.
Sa-chan: *Sorry? What was that?*
Bansai and Matako: Huh? I hate this ship.
Sa-chan: I ONLY CARE FOR GIN-SAN.
Otae: Onto the next ship. *punches Kondou in the face*
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Gintama Reacts to Ships
FanfictionAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
