Gintama Reacts to Ships

Gintoki x Hijikata

Sougo: *laughs* Hijikata-san, I think you've found someone.

Kagura: *wiggles eyebrows* Gin-chan, you should really consider this!

Hijikata: No.

Gintoki: No.

Hijikata: Why does this exist?! Odd jobs bastard and I aren't even friends!

Shinpachi: Hijikata-san, it's because the fans these days, especially girls are into this thing called Yaoaio?..

Tae: Shinpachi, it's called Yoai!

Yamazaki: No, it's Yaoi.

Kagura: What's that?

Yamazaki: I dunno. I overheard some girls talking about it when I was buying Too-love-Roo at a convenience store. 

Kondou: Everyone, Yaoi is basically were two boys um.. Y'know... *does random hand sign*

Sougo: Oh.

Hijikata: I see.

Gintoki: Weird.

Yamazaki: Interesting.

Kagura: That's Yaoi!

Tae: Huh.

Shinpachi: How did you guys get that?! Kondou-san literally just did a peace sign! Also, why does he know?!

Kyubei: Shinpachi-kun, you're just not experienced enough.

Shinpachi: Like you are!

Sougo: So everyone... *sadistic smile shows* Do you guys like this ship?... *whispers* I'll kill you all if you don't.

Yamazaki: Heheheh. Yeah.

Shinpachi: yes.

Kondou: Now Sougo, let's not be crazy here oka-

Sougo: I'll kill you.

Kondou: Best ship ever.

Hijikata: Kondou-san!

Gintoki: Hey, Soichiro! Try to be nice.

Sougo: That's what you get for shipping me with China Girl.

Gintoki: Fair enough.

Sa-chan: *Busts in and smacks Hijikata* NO ONE CAN TAKE MY GIN-CHAN!!!

Hijikata: Thank you!

Tae: So, everyone in favor of HijiGin!

Yamazaki: Yes. I'm too young to die.

Gintoki: But you're 32.

Kondou: It's C-u-t-e.

Kagura: Yes.

Sougo: Heheheh. I love it.

Tae: I think it's weird...

Gintoki: Thank goodness.

Tae:...Weird how good it is!

Gintoki: *dies*

Sa-chan: I hate it. The only good ship is me and Gintoki!

Kyubei: If Otae-chan agrees, I will too!

Tae: That's the majority!

Hijikata: ...Onto the next ship... *whispers* Sorachi-dono, please don't make this happen.