Kondou: Yes.
Tae: No.
Kondou: YES.
Tae: *punches Kondou* NO!
Kondou: *gets up* YES.
Kyubei: NO!! Otae-chan, you're supposed to marry ME! Remember? Because of my left eye? Don't you remember the Yagyu Kyubei arc?
Tae: Sorry. I don't want to be in a relationship at this moment.
(Notice- Tae is a lot nicer to Kyubei than to Kondou)
Kondou: Well, Otae-san. If you won't agree with the ship, there are still other people!
Gintoki: Hey, Gorilla. Y'know it's really unlikely that she'll fall for a stalker like you.
Sa-chan: Yes, Gin-chan is correct! You stupid stalker!
Shinpachi: You're one to talk!
Kondou: Shinpachi, does that mean you agree with me being with your sister?
Shinpachi and Tae: NO!
Kondou: What about the rest of the Shinsengumi? Toushi? Sougo? Yamazaki? You guys adore this ship don't you?
Hijikata: Nah.
Sougo: I think you should've married that gorilla in the Yagyu Kyubei arc.
Yamazaki: Sorry Chief. I don't really like it. Stalkers are just weird. Especially you and Sa-chan.
Sa-chan: Don't lump me in with that gorilla! I'm just very dedicated to Gin-chan.
Kagura: Yeah right. Anyways, I don't really like this ship. It's ugly.
Gintoki: I mean, if he wasn't a stalker, I guess it would be okay.
Tae: Gin-san, come over here.
Gintoki: Oh, uh, did I just say that? I meant to say NO.
Tae: That's what I like to hear.
Kondou: YOU GUYS ADORE THIS SHIP, DON'T YOU? *whispers to Sougo, Hijikata and Yamazaki* I'll give you a pay raise.
Hijikata: Yes, it's great.
Sougo: Cute.
Yamazaki: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY AGREEING WITH THIS?!
Kondou: Yamazaki, I'll let you read Too-love-Roo inside the Headquarters.
(Notice- Too-love-roo is a parody of the manga/anime Tu love Ru)
Yamazaki: The ship is amazing.
Shinpachi: Seriously?
Yamazaki: Hey, Too-love-Roo is good!
Shinpachi: *face palms*
Tae: This is stupid, Kondou-san. Bribing people is cheating! And even if a majority of people voted on yes, I would still NEVER EVER LIKE YOU.
Kondou: *is sad*
Katsura and Elizabeth: *Bursts in. Katsura is in disguise*
Katsura: Kondou, it's okay! She's probably just playing hard to get.
Kondou: Really?
Katsura: Y'know, tsundere? Don't worry! Just do something heroic and she'll totally fall head-over-heels for you!
Gintoki: Shut up Zura.
Katsura: It's not Zura, It's Kats-
Gintoki: *slaps Katsura* DO YOU WANT TO GET KILLED?!
Katsura: Kondou, I'll set off a bomb and you can save Tae!
Kondou: Thanks!
Hijikata: Do I know you?
Gintoki: No you don't
Katsura: Elizabeth, pass me a bomb.
Elizabeth: *Grabs bombs and gives it to Katsura*
Katsura: *takes off disguise* Ha ha! Kondou, you were tricked! It is I, Katsura, leader of the Joi Rebels! Prepare yourselves! *sets off bomb and runs away with Elizabeth*
Kondou: Otae-san!!!! *tries to protect her*
Tae: *Uses Kondou to block the impact*
Sougo and Hijikata: KATSURA!!!
Kondou: *is practically dead*
Kagura: Onto the next ship!
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Gintama Reacts to Ships
FanfictionAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
