Gintoki: *in a girly voice* Mayora-sama!
Kagura: Mayora-sama!
Shinpachi: Do you want to get us killed?!
Hijikata: THAT EPISODE WAS A JOKE! A JOKE!
Sougo: Oh... It was that episode.
Kondou: Yeah, that one...
Yamazaki: Which one?! Kuriko? Isn't that Pops' daughter? The Vice-Chief and her are together?!
Gintoki: Yamazaki, you poor, poor side character....
Yamazaki: Hey!!!!
Sougo: Yamazaki... *whispers something that DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAPPEN BETWEEN HIJIKATA AND KURIKO*
Yamazaki: Um... HUH?!!! The Vice-Chief did what to her?!
Sougo: You heard me.
Hijikata: Sougo! Don't be spreading rumors! It was a JOKE!!!
Sougo: *whispers* Look at him denying!
Yamazaki: *faints*
Kondou: Yamazaki!!!!
Sa-chan: Who knew the Demon Vice-Chief is so... &^*&^&*?!!!
Hijikata: Sougo!!! Seriously. What did you tell them? Was it that bad? Is it that perverted?
Sougo: Oh, Hijikata-san! Don't pretend like you don't know...
Matsudaira: Who's talking about my daughter?!
Kondou, Hijikata, and Sougo: Huh? Not me! It was that Odd Jobs Bastard!
Gintoki: OI!!!!!
Matsudaira: Who are you, huh?
Gintoki: Um... You see, P-pop's. Uh... I'm Hijikata's best buddy! *pulls Hijikata over* See? Heheheh! Best buddies!
Hijikata: *whispers* Hey! WTF are you doing?!
Matsudaira: Toshi is telling me something otherwise.
Hijikata: *starts sweating* Um.. Really? N-no! Not at all! You see Pop's, Sakata and I are such good friends that we're mean to each other!
Gintoki: Yeah, yeah! J-just like Hijikata-kun and Soichiro!
Sougo: It's Sougo.
Matsudaira: What do want with Kuriko-chan?
Gintoki: *whispers* Who's that again?
Hijikata: *whispers* It's his daughter, you idiot!
Gintoki: Oh yeah... Um... You see... It's actually Hijikata-kun that has a thing for your daughter! He was just being a chicken! ISN'T THAT RIGHT? HIJIKATA-KUN?????!!!
Hijikata:
Matsudaira: Well lately my daughter has been talking about Toshi a lot. *walks up to Hijikata* If you don't marry her, I'll kill you.
Hijikata: Eh?
Matsudaira: *leaves* See you later.
Hijikata: EH?!!!
Gintoki, Kagura, and Sougo: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! ~Mayora-sama!!!
Hijikata: Shut up, you bunch of sadists!
Kagura: Oi! Don't lump me in with stupid Sougo!! Uh huh!
Sougo: Huh? Did you say something about me?
Kagura: So what if I did, brat?
Sougo: Oi. Say that again and I'll kill you.
Kagura: I'll kill you first!
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Gintama Reacts to Ships
FanfictionAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
