Gintama Reacts to Ships

Matako x Takasugi

Matako: *blushes and starts fangirling* Shinsuke-sama and I?!

Takasugi: *stares into space*

Sakamoto: Ah, Takasugi. So you're into blonde girls?

Takasugi: No, I-

Gintoki: *is drinking the Yakult* Takasugi, she's not bad. Nice choice!

Takasugi: No-

Matako: N-no, actually, S-Shinsuke-sama and I aren't together...

Bansai: *is actually listening* Well, it sure sounds like you want to be.

Matako: Shut up, Deaf Man!

Sougo: It looks like someone has the hots for uh... *whispers* Hijikata-san, what's his name again?

Hijikata: *face palms* If you're gonna tease someone, at least do it right. It's Takasugi.

Sougo: Never mind. I've lost the will to live now.

Kondou: Hahaha! Don't sweat it Sougo, we all slip up sometimes!

Kagura: HAHAHA! WHAT AN IDIOT! THAT SADIST BASTARD COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER UH.. Um... *whispers* Gin-chan. Is it Bakasugi?

(Notice- Baka = Idiot {if you call yourself a weeb you should know this})

Hijikata: You're one to talk!

Gintoki: *burst out laughing* B-Bakasugi!!! Yeah! It's Bakasugi!

Takasugi: Gintoki.

Gintoki: Eh? Heheh!... It was a joke, Baka- oops, I mean Takasugi! A joke!!

Matako: Oi, you wanna die?

Gintoki: I SAID IT WAS A JOKE! ANYWAYS, IT'S KAGURA'S FAULT!!!!

Takechi: No, it was not the nice little girl's fault.

Gintoki: Oi. Do you have, like a lolicon complex or something?

Takechi: I am not a lolicon, I am a feminist.

Matako: With a strong attraction towards children...

Takechi: A healthy attraction towards children.

Matako: "healthy."

Sougo: HAHAHA! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!!!!

Kagura: YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU, BRAT?!

Sougo: NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST, CHINA-GIRL!

Yamazaki: *sighs* Oh god.

Tsukuyo: Such children.

Sa-chan: How immature.

Kyubei: And no one's even bothering to stop them.

Tae: How terrible!

Shinpachi: Hypocrites!

Kondou: Guys, let's focus on the ship!

Matako: *gets all flustered* S-Shinsuke-sama!

Takasugi: *stares into space*

Mutsu: Well, it looks like the love is kind of one sided.

Matako: *Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Sakamoto: Eh? I thought she and Takasugi were always in a relationship.

Bansai: No, it's just Matako that likes Shinsuke.

Matako: Oi. Bansai-senpai. *glares*

Takechi: It is true. Matako has a thing for Takasugi.

Matako: Hey, lolicon. *death glares*

Gintoki: Takasugi, did you *&&^$&%&^*^ her yet?

*Sa-chan gets turned on*

Takasugi: No, I-

Katsura: Gintoki! How could you speak such vulgar language!

Gintoki:  *&&^$&%&^*^ isn't vulgar, Zura!

Katsura: It's not Zura, it's Katsura!

Sakamoto: Ahahahahahahahahaha! Everyone's so lively!

Tae: We can't really vote on this ship. The Kihetai haven't had any screen time at all!

Bansai, Takechi, and Matako: Oi! We were in last years Taiga drama!

Sakamoto: Ahahahahahahahahaha! But I starred in it! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mutsu: You're just asking for death.

Kondou: Oi! You guys are totally ignoring what I just said!

Matako: Oi. If you value your life, vote yes.

Hijikata: Hey! This girl is crazy! She's Yandere! She's going to kill us all!

Matako: So you do value your life, do you? Huh? What was that? Eh? Demon Vice-Chief? Did you say something?

Hijikata: Uh.. I like it?...

Sa-chan: Yes, Blondie! Eliminate all the competition! No one shall take my Gin-chan!

Sougo: Hijikata-san, you have such a weak heart!

Kagura: Yeah, yeah! How weak, uh huh!

Matako: You wanna die?..

Sougo and Kagura: How cute! When's the wedding?!

Gintoki: Oi! Takasugi, control your friend!

Takasugi: She's merely an acquaintance. Matako, stop. We're going to eat lunch.

Matako: *blushes* Shinsuke-sama! *follows and leaves* 

Bansai: Finally. I haven't ate since last night! 

Takechi: Well, we will be leaving now.

Gintoki: Speaking of food, when do we get dinner?!

Kagura: I dunno. HEY AUTHOR!!! WHEN DO WE GET TO EAT?!

Shinpachi: CAN WE HAVE YAKINIKU?!

Sougo: Hijikata-san, I would really prefer Korean BBQ.

Yamazaki: I love Korean BBQ!

Hijikata: Huh? Sure. HEY AUTHOR! GIVE THE SHINSENGUMI KOREAN BBQ!

Tae: What would you like, Kyubei-chan, Sarutobi-san, Tsukuyo-san?

Tsukuyo: Conveyor belt sushi?

Sa-chan: Sure.

Kyubei: As long as Otae-chan agrees.

Tae: HEY AUTHOR!! GIVE US FOOD!

Kagura: Onto the next ship. AND DON'T FORGET OUR YAKINIKU, DAMNED AUTHOR!