Gintama Reacts to Ships

Katsura x Kyubei

Gintoki: Ah! So it's the two cross dressers now.

Kyubei: Yes! Cross dresser!

Katsura: Gintoki! That was one time!

Kagura: Yeah right, you've been seen cross dressing for at least five whole episodes!

Katsura: No! 

Kagura: Yeah!

Shinpachi: She's right. It's on these exact episodes... um.. let's see... 24, 223-

Katsura: Okay, okay!

Takasugi: So they're cross dressers, huh?

Sakamoto: Ahahahahahahahahaha! Seems like it!

Kondou: Now, now! Let's focus on the ship!

Yamazaki: I don't even know what to think of this ship! Is this Yaoi or Yuri?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!

Tsukuyo: Come to think of it, that's right. Is it Yuri or Yaoi or straight?

Sa-chan: Who knows?

Hijikata: Kyubei's a girl, right?...

Tae: Yeah.

Kyubei: NO!

Hijikata: *is confusion*

Sougo: Really? I thought Kyubei was just a girly man and Katsura was just a manly girl. Huh.

Katsura: No, you're just saying that to annoy me right?

Kyubei: *goes up to Sougo* Really? That's great!

Katsura: I really hate this ship, though.

Kyubei: Same here. He gets way more screen time than me!

Katsura: NO WAY! YOU GOT THAT WHOLE ARC TO YOURSELF!

Kyubei: WHADDOYA MEAN?! YOU GET SO MUCH SCREEN TIME IN THE LAST ARC!

Katsura: WELL THAT BARELY MAKES UP FOR ALL THE RANDOM EPISODES YOU SHOW UP IN!

Kyubei: HEY! YOU GET SO MANY COOL FIGHT SCENES!

Katsura: YOU GET YOUR OWN ARC!

Everyone else: WTF is happening.

Kyubei: YOU GOT THE BENIZAKURA ARC!

Katsura: I WAS ONLY THERE FOR A QUARTER OF THE TIME! GINTOKI STOLE ALL THE GLORY!

Elizabeth: He's got a point

Kyubei: YEAH! GINTOKI ALWAYS STEALS THE GLORY! I HATE THIS SHIP! I HATE YOU! *mental breakdown*

Tae: Kyu-chan, calm down! I hate this ship too. I'll never let you be with a criminal. *glares at Zura*

Katsura: *is slightly offended*

Gintoki: Zura! This ship is.. Uh... I dunno. *whispers to Kagura* is this Yaoi?...

Katsura: IT'S KATSURA!!!! GINTOKI!!!!! YOU ALWAYS STEAL THE SPOT LIGHT!

Kagura: I dunno? What's Yaoioioiaioi again?

Shinpachi: *face palms*

Tsukuyo: I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE THAT DEFEATED JIRAIYA!!!

Gintoki: YOU WERE THE ONE THAT KILLED HIM!

Tsukuyo: YOU GOT ALL THE FUN!!

Hijikata: YEAH GINTOKI!!!! I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THE JOUI REBELS THAT ONE TIME!!!!

Gintoki: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! 

Sougo: Mister, you owe us a lot. Commit seppuku already.

Gintoki: YOU ARRESTED ME!!!!

Kondou: Well, you are an ex-Joui rebel. *mumbles* Plus, you stole all of our Shinsengumi screen time...

Gintoki: I HEARD THAT!

Sa-chan: Don't worry, Gin-san! I still love you!

Gintoki: AS IF THAT'S ANY BETTER!

Shinpachi and Kagura: We still like you.

Kagura: *mutters* I wish you'd pay us already though...

Gintoki: I FREAKING LET YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE!

Tama: You still need to pay rent.

Gintoki: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME?!

Tama: *disappears* You never saw me....

Gintoki: YOU WERE JUST LAZY, WEREN'T YOU?!

Matako: Aren't we supposed to talk about this ship?

Gintoki: YES.

Matako: Well, I guess it's kinda weird.

Bansai: This is strange.

Takasugi: Did you drink my yakult?

Gintoki: THAT'S WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT?

Takechi: Well, you cannot be that concerned about screen time if you never got any in the first place.

Yamazaki: That's kinda depressing.

Kondou: WHAT ABOUT THE SHIP?!

Everyone: Eh? What ship?

Kondou: Onto the next one...