Tae: Ew.
Gintoki: Ugh.
Tae: Like anyone would want to marry a stupid, lazy, dead idiot like him.
Shinpachi: Sis, that line's been used at least ten thousand times now!
Kondou: Actually, it's-
Kagura: Shut up, Gorilla! You're ruining the joke!
Sougo: Mister, you've already ruined all chances of you getting married.
Hijikata: Yeah... With everything you've done...
Gintoki: The only marriage ruining moments I had were with the stupid Shinsengumi!
Yamazaki: *hides behind Kagura* Oh god...
Hijikata: HUH? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Gintoki: YOU WANNA FIGHT?!
Kagura: Isn't that supposed to be us? *Sougo*
Sougo: Shut up China girl.
Kagura: *starts beating Sougo up*
Sougo: *starts beating Kagura up*
Shinpachi: *rolls eyes* This is more like it...
Yamazaki: *hides behind Kondou* Vice Chief!!!!
Kondou: Well, anyways.. I wouldn't let Odd Jobs have Otae-san!
Kyubei: Neither would I. Otae-chan, do you really want to marry an idiot, lazy ,idiot... Wait. did I already say idiot?
Gintoki: WHY IS IT IDIOT?!
Hijikata: *snickers* idiot.
Takasugi: *chuckles* haha.. mop head idiot.
Gintoki: YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY BFF'S AREN'T YOU?!
Sa-chan: Gin-chan! Don't be mad! You'll always be with me! *sticks tongue out at Tae*
Tae: It's not like I care.
Sakamoto: Ahahahahahahahahaha! Kintoki! You've made yourself some enemies!
Gintoki: IT'S GINTOKI!!!
Mutsu: Odd Jobs, you should be used to his stupidity.
Gintoki: His stupidity increases every second.
Mutsu: True...
Katsura: Well, this ship is sort of... Interesting. *whispers to Tae* Don't marry him, he'll only disappoint you!
Tsukuyo: Yeah.
Sa-chan: No! Gin-san is all mine! *grabs onto his arm* Right?
Gintoki: *flings her into the ceiling* NO!
Sa-chan: *falls down and knocks Yamazaki over*
Yamazaki: *blacks out*
Shinpachi: OI! Look at what you've done!
Gintoki: It was his fault. *points to Hijikata*
Hijikata: Why me?! I didn't do anything! I wasn't even involved in whatever you were doing! It wasn't me! If anything, it was Odd Jobs!
Sougo: Yeah, Hijikata-san. Fess up already. There's no point in hiding it.
Hijikata: Kondou-san, can I stab him? Can I stab these jokers?
Kyubei: That's the third time you've said something similar to that.
Hijikata: Why are you counting?!
Jugem Jugem: *Throws poop at Hijikata*
Hijikata: *uses Gintoki as a human shield*
Gintoki: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sa-chan: How could you do that to Gin-san!!!!???
Hijikata: Huh?
Sougo: *snickers* Sa-chan, you should just kill him. He. Might. Steal. Odd. Jobs. From. You.
Sa-chan: *assassin mode on*
Hijikata: *runs into the men's bathroom* SOUGO!!! YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS!!!!
Kyubei: That's the-
Hijikata: Shut up.
Kagura: Gorilla! Is there something wrong with him?
Kondou: We don't talk about it. About the ship...
Sa-chan: *throws kunai at Kondou* Everyone hates it.
Kondou: Um, but-
Sa-chan: I said, everyone hates it... Understand, Stalker Gorilla?
Kondou: Y-yeah... *mumbles* it's not like you're any different.
Matako: So they're both stalkers huh, Bansai-senpai?
Bansai: This show is full of weirdos.
Takechi: Yes, definitely.
Shinpachi: So.. It's a no?
Everyone: Uh... I dunno.
Sa-chan: Yes!
Shinpachi: *face palms* Get ready for the next one. Woohoo...
Yamazaki: *wakes up* It's already done?
Everyone: *sighs* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Gintama Reacts to Ships
Hayran KurguAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
