Gintoki: Why? Why am I the only one that gets shipped with weirdos?!
Hijikata: I AM NOT WEIRD.
Sougo: Says the person that eats everything with mayonnaise.
Hijikata: My amazing taste does not make me weird! Try it!
Sougo: Yeah, right.
Sa-chan: Gin-chan, you're not talking about me, aren't you?
Gintoki: YOU'RE THE STRANGEST ONE HERE! YOU CRAZY MASOCHIST STALKER!
Sa-chan: *blushes* Gin-chan knows me so well! AND DON'T LUMP ME IN WITH THAT IDIOT GORILLA OVER THERE. Okay?
(Notice- Sa-chan gets very offended when people call her a stalker)
Kondou: I'm not a stalker!
Sa-chan: Uh huh, I'm listening! *sticks out tongue*
Katsura: Well um... this ship is sort of-
Sougo: *jumps in* KATSURA!!!!!!!!
Hijikata: NO, SOUGO! WAIT!
Sougo: Shut up, Hijikata-san!
Kondou: Wait! Sougo! Wait until this ship's finished. Then we'll arrest him!
Sougo: Okay.
(Notice- Sougo respects Kondou a lot more than Hijikata)
Hijikata: *is sad*
Katsura: As I was saying, I think this ship is strange.
Shinpachi: This ship is Yaoi again, isn't it?
Yamazaki: Yeah.
Gintoki: I mean, Zura and I are just friends.
Katsura: It's not Zura, it's Katsura!
Gintoki: Anyways, who would want to be with an idiot like him?
Katsura: I'm not an idiot, I'm Katsura!
Gintoki: See what I mean?
Shinpachi: This is sort of funny though.
Gintoki: Whaddoya mean?!
Shinpachi: Two idiots together.
Gintoki: Hey Shinpachi...
Tae: Stop, Gintoki. You can beat up Shinpachi when we get home.
Gintoki: Can I go home?
Tae: *punches Gintoki* No.
Gintoki: *SKREEEEEEE*
Hijikata: I agree with four eyes.
Shinpachi: Hey!
Hijikata: This is so funny.
Sougo: And after Gintoki marries Katsura, I'll be able to arrest him too!
Hijikata: *nods* Yep. It's a win-win situation.
Gintoki: You sadists.
Sougo: It's not like you're any less of one.
Kagura: *busts through the wall* HEY! WHERE HAVE I BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME?! I'M A MAIN CHARACTER! I NEED SCREEN TIME! *repeatedly punches Gintoki* I'M A MAIN CHARACTER, AREN'T I?! GIMME SCREEN TIME!
Gintoki: *slaps Kagura* Jeez. Look at all the screen time you just got!
Kagura: Hmph. Fine.
Elizabeth: Hurry up you idiot Yato.
Kagura: *kicks Elizabeth*
Elizabeth: *flies across the room*
Katsura: LEADER! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! ELIZABETH! ARE YOU OKAY?! SPEAK TO ME ELIZABETH!
Gintoki: Stupid. Elizabeth doesn't even talk.
Kondou: You guys are all idiots. Let's talk about the ship now.
Gintoki: Noooooooooooo..... I don't want to!
Kyubei: You guys are such children.
Kondou: So, um... thoughts on this ship?
Hijikata: Amazing *winks at Sougo*
Sougo: I love it *glares at Yamazaki*
Yamazaki: Heheh. It's great. *looks at Kondou*
Kondou: Nice. *flashes a thumbs up*
Gintoki: You guys are so against me!
Kagura: This is funny. I like it. Zura and Gintoki! Uh huh!
Shinpachi: Hahahaha! Hilarious.
Gintoki: You guys too!?
Katsura: Leader, please!
Tae: No. I will not allow Gintoki to be with a criminal.
Gintoki: Thank you! Someone cares!
Tae: Think about all the trouble he'll get Shinpachi and Kagura in!
Gintoki: *cries*
Kyubei: It is manly for a man and a man to be together. I support it.
Sa-chan: NO! *punches Katsura* STUPID JOUI REBEL! NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE MY GIN-CHAN!
Gintoki: *sighs* Onto the next ship.
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Gintama Reacts to Ships
FanfictionAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
