Takasugi and Gintoki: Ew.
Takasugi: Why would the author even ship two guys?
Gintoki: AND IT JUST HAS TO BE WITH YOU!
Yamazaki: It's called Yaoi.
Shinpachi: Why does the author even write about Yaoi?
Kagura: The author has written about Yaoi three times already and Yuri only once!
Matako: Then what's up with that?
Gintoki: Who knows.
Hijikata: Maybe the author is one of those fujoshi or fudanshi weirdos.
Sougo: Really? Hijikata-san, how do you know about these Yaoi/Yuri terms? *stares intensely at him*
Hijikata: IT WAS YAMAZAKI!
Yamazaki: Why me?!!!!!
Kondou: Toshi!
Tsukuyo: Idiots! The reason is because more people like Yaoi than Yuri.
Sa-chan: Really?
Tae: How strange. They should be about even, shouldn't they?
Kyubei: No, look at this! There are around 6481 Yaoi and Shonen ai manga and only around 1174 Yuri and Shojo ai manga!
Bansai: Huh. Weird
Sakamoto: Ahahahahahahahahaha! Seriously?
Mutsu: Yeah, check out the manga section here on this website...
Sougo: Woah.
Kamui: Hm? So this new ship is Takasugi x Gintoki?
Takasugi: Don't bring this up.
Kamui: How nice!
Gintoki: Shut up. Kagura. Make him shut up.
Kagura: No, it's your problem, not mine.
Gintoki: KAGURA!!!!!!!!!!......
Kagura: *walks out the window*
Shinpachi: HEY!!!! WE STILL HAVE WORK TO DO! GET BACK HERE! COME BACK!
Nobume: Gintoki, you should treat your employees better.
Gintoki: Why me?!
Hijikata: *laughs* Wow, you sure get a lot of crap for nothing, although I can see why-
Gintoki: SHUT UP!
Hijikata: Hahaha! No.
Gintoki: I want to perish in a ditch.
Nobume: Works for me. *kicks him out the door*
Hijikata: *starts wheezing on the floor*
Sougo: Oh no. Hijikata is dead! Let's bury him. *digs a ditch and throws him in it*
Hijikata: *starts chasing
Sa-chan: GIN-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after him*
Tsukuyo: You guys are all stupid.
Kyubei: That's literally the only thing you've been saying this whole time.
Tsukuyo: NO ONE CARES!
Kyubei: Well actually-
Tae: Kyubei!
Kyubei: Sorry.
(Notice: Kyubei only listens to Tae)
Everyone: CHAOS
Kondou: WHAT ABOUT THE SHIP?!
Matako: SHINSUKE-SAMA'S MINE!
Sa-chan: GIN-SAN IS MINE!
Kondou: WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE?!
Shinpachi: Huh?
Yamazaki: *is hiding*
Kagura: NO ONE CARES!
Kondou: THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY GETTING SHIPPED HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED YET!
Gintoki: Gross. Ew.
Takasugi: That purple haired kunoichi can take that him.
Gintoki: That blonde brat can have Bakasugi.
Matako: Did he just insult Shinsuke?! But wait... He said I could have him. Should I be mad? Should I be happy?
Gintoki: Just shut up. *kicks Matako away*
Matako: *chases Gintoki around*
Gintoki: *runs away* KAGURA! SHINPACHI! HELP ME!!!!
Sa-chan: I'll help! *grabs onto him*
Matako: *slowly backs away*
Gintoki: You're not Kagura or Shinpachi...
Sa-chan: Huehuehuehueheuheuhue... The day will come eventually!....
Takasugi: Weirdos. Onto the next one.
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Gintama Reacts to Ships
FanfictionAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
