Gintoki: Whaddoya mean?! Special Chapter, but not really?!
Kagura: I think the author means that it's a special chapter but not really a special chapter!
Shinpachi: Any idiot could figure that out! But seriously! What's this chapter about?!
Gintoki: New Years?...
Hijikata: This is stupid. I hate it already.
Sougo: Well, I guess I can throw out this chart I found that's labelled New Years Special
Kondou: Oh. Okay.... *sudden realization* NO! THAT'S PROBABLY USEFUL!
Tae: Then let's take a look!
Kyubei: *takes it and sets it against a wall*
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Best Ship: Sougo x Kagura
Stupidest Ship (even stupider than Jupiter): All of them
Funniest Ship: Hijikata x Mayo
Most Disgusting Ship: Kondou x Sa-chan
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Sougo: Hold on! What's up with this first one huh?
Kagura: Why isn't it Hijikata x Mayo?!
Gintoki: No, don't worry! It's still on the list. Look! It's the funniest one!
Hijikata: That's not even canon!
Everyone: *glares at Hijikata* NONE OF THEM ARE CANON!!!
Tsukuyo: -although I think this is the closest to being real.
Hijikata: Hey!! NO!! WhY mE?
Matako: I think you know that we know that you know exactly why.
Bansai: I'm surprised that actually made sense.
Matako: What's that supposed to mean?!! HUH?!
Bansai: Oh, I dOn'T kNoW?!!!!
Matako: Are you mocking me?!
Takasugi: Oh boy....
Shinpachi: Well, I mean... The stupidest ship is right...?
Katsura: It literally says all of them.
Elizabeth: Yeah...
Sakamoto: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! It's acurate though!
Mutsu: Yeah, sure.
Gintoki: Well, I guess the chart is pretty accurate.
Sougo: *rolls eyes* Sure, Odd Jobs, sure.
Gintoki: Was that sarcasm, dear ol' Soichiro?
Sougo: You know what, I should be asking you.
Kondou: *cries* You know what, let's all shoot ourselves.
(Notice: Kondou is sad becuase Tae x Kondou was not best ship)
Everyone else: *is confusion* Huh?
Kondou: Okay, bye bye! See you never! *steals a bomb from Katsura and sets it off*
Katsura: NO!!!! YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS A PROTOTYPE! YOU'RE GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!
Everyone: *starts panicking* YOU IDIOT!!!
*Bomb explodes*
Author: Hold up! What's going on here? Are you just going to lie there?! Quick! Get up! Say it! C'mon!
Everyone: Ugh..... Happy New Year...! *falls over*
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Gintama Reacts to Ships
FanfictionAn accurate way the characters in Gintama would react to ships. I'm sorry. I tried. Thanks for reading! *All characters belong to Sorachi Sensei* *All pictures, GIFS, and videos used do not belong to me*
