Gintama Reacts to Ships

Hijikata x Sougo

(Requested)

Gintoki: *bursts out laughing* S-SOICHIRO!! AND YOU?! *points to Hijikata* 

Hijikata: P-people ship this?

Sougo: This is all your fault, Hijikata.

Hijikata: How is it my fault?!

Sougo: For existing. *pulls out bazooka* Die, Hijikata!

Hijikata: ARGH!!!!!!! SOUGO!!!!

Kagura: Hey Gin-chan! Look! Sadist and Mayo are bonding!

Gintoki: Ooh! How kyuuuuute!

Hijikata: Yorozuya Bastard, I'll kill you one day.

Sougo: I'll kill YOU one day!!! *pulls out sword* Die, Hijikata!

Hijikata: *almost gets decapitated* OI! SOUGO! I SWEAR, I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU SADISTS ONE DAY!!!!!

Kagura: Yeah right, Mayo man. 

Hijikata: You just watch me, idiot brat!

Kagura: Hey! Mayonnaise Brain!

Shinpachi: Alright everyone...! Stop fighting.

Hijikata, Kagura, and Sougo: Shut up, Four Eyes!

Tae: SHUT UP, EVERYONE!

Hijikata: sorry.

Sougo: Hijikata started it.

Kagura: hmph!

Yamazaki: *runs over* Vice Chief! Vice Chief!

Hijikata: *sighs* What is it Yamazaki?

Yamazaki: It's true! Look at all the Doujinshis people wrote! See? *waves a bunch of Hijikata x Sougo Doujinshis*

Hijikata: Seriously? This new generation pisses me off.

Sougo: You piss me off! *pulls out gun* Die Hi-

Hijikata: *whacks the gun out of Sougo's hand* Stop it! Just Stop it! Okay? It's not funny anymore! Jeez.... 

Sougo: *is speechless* Eh?

Hijikata: ....COMMIT SEPPUKU NOW!

Kondou: Um... Settle down everyone!

Hijikata: Easy for you to say.

Sougo: Yeah.

Sa-chan: At least it's not Gin-chan!

Kagura: Look, Gin-chan! They're being tsundere!

Gintoki: Ooh! You know tsunderes... They always lie about their true feelings!

Shinpachi: Do you have a death wish?!

Hijikata: Hey, Yorozuya Bastard! I'll kill you.

Sougo: China-girl! *pulls out knife* DIE!!!!

Kagura: You Sadist! You die! *dodges and fights back*

Sougo: *blocks and attacks* GO TO HELL!

Hijikata: Look at Sougo and Kagura! You should ship him with her, not me!

Sougo and Kagura: SAY THAT AGAIN!

Hijikata: (and that's when he realized, he f-ed up)

Gintoki: *laughs at Hijikata* You idiot! You're dead!

Hijikata: Heheh... 

Sougo: Hijikata...

Kagura:... You're DEAD!!!