Haphephobia - Bakushima/Kiribaku

Chapter 16

iM bAcK sAd NewS tHo

School will be staring soon in less than 3 weeks so i won't be updating so much and i really apologize :(
I'll try my best to update, but plz don't expect much plus don't rush me skansnamsnw

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We have like 10-15 chapters left 🗿🗿

ALSO THIS IS UNEDITED SO SORRY FOR MY TERRIBLE ENGLISH TYPING SKILLZ

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Kirishima's POV

Don't cry you dumb dumb.
I sat up straight and nodded to myself. Why do i need to cry over someone? Does it hurt.
"Fuck yeah..."

"Fuck yeah what?"

My body tenses up a little by the little surprise. "Oh Bakubro!"

"Don't call me that." He deadpanned.
"Why not though?" I whined in response as i tried to distract myself from what happened.
"Cause im not your 'bro'."
"According to the Kiripedia you are."
"What the fuck is a 'Kiripedia'?"
"It's everything you need to know about your future husband," i winked.
His cheeks dusted pink as he groaned, "Who the hell taught you to flirt like this?"
"Mina."
"Who?"

I thought for a second what Bakugou called her. "Cotton Candy hair."
"Ah her dumbass."
"Don't be rude! Plus you're more of a dumbass you're a non virgin! Loserrrr!" I pouted. He glared at me, "Bet you're not a virgin too. Someone must've fucked you in the ass."
I stayed quiet. "N-no," I stuttered. I tried to not think of someone. Don't remember him.
"Either way who says im not the one fucking someone??" I spat back.

"Shut it shitty hair you're obviously gay. So you're a bottom."
"Prove it," i winked once more.
"The door."
He pointed at the cafeteria doors and I started giggling. "Im just playin."
"Mk."

"Anyways why were you crying?"
"What?"
"Before I came here i saw you tearing up, I'm guessing it's something with Pikachu cause he seemed mad."
Why is he mad?
"N-no it's nothing."
"Whatever then." He hummed.

Bakugou's POV

Yeah he's such a liar.

I mean i am too- but that's a different story. I couldn't help but wonder what made him so upset, but I'm pretty sure it's Kaminari.
Wonder what his dumbass did. Just thinking about his stupidity made me mad, why did he hurt Kirishima? How dare he?

I didn't notice I was gripping onto my chopsticks until i felt a hand on my cheek. I glance up to Kirishima. His puffy red eyes were now filled with worry. My cheeks felt a bit warm, I couldn't help but stare at his ruby colored orbs. Glossy pretty pink lips that were parted showing some of his shark like teeth, his prefect small nose and of course his, dumb, somehow adorable, red hair.

"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
"You're pretty warm and red, do you have a fever?"
"No," I took his hand and moved it slowly. I didn't really notice I was still holding it tightly. I let go, and looked at the dusted pink on his cheeks.

"Hey Kacchan?" My right eye twitched just hearing that nickname. "What the fuck do you want?"
"I-I know you and Uraraka broke up. And I know this may sound selfish of me, but can I date her?"
I stayed quiet.
"Is that a no?"
"Take her, I don't need her."
Deku's eyes started sparkling and he nodded, "Oh by the way Kacchan, if you even think of getting her back. Lemme remind you, im not a woman beater like you."

Kirishima then stood up, "Midoriya leave."
"Alright."
He sat back down and huffed, "This is what happens when you fuck up bro."
"Look I didn't mean to hit her, I was hurt for when she went behind my back and started kissing my rival."
"How is Deku even your rival?"

"He's just stupid looking."
"He looks cute~ if he wasn't straight I'd totally date him!"
"Shut up."
"What? Im being honest. He looks like a waddling broccoli and when he stutters it's cute~"
"Im cuter," I mutter hoping he didn't hear me.

Kirishima just continues smiling, but spoke up again, "So are you going to go out with that girl?"
"No."
"Why?"
"She doesn't really catch my attention."

I could feel him giving me a, you're weird look.

"Oh look it's Dunce Face." I see Kaminari walking over and I could see how Kirishima seemed dense. "Kirishima."

"Y-yeah."
"Im sorry for uh yeah."
My blood was boiling. What the fuck did he do?
Kaminari sat next to him, I couldn't help but glare at him. His stupid face.

"We're bestfriends. Plus I like someone else."
"I know."

I couldn't deal with the unpleasant atmosphere so I slammed my chopsticks on the table, "Dunce face get the fuck away from him you're only making it worse stupid."

He flinched, and I felt satisfied with the slight fear I could sense from him.

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"Bakugou what was that?"
I turned to Kirishima who was apparently following. "You're fucking obvious. You were uncomfortable."
He slightly smiled and then I could see his tears forming.
I looked at him with a bitchface, I grunted as I pulled him in got a hug.
"Don't cry you idiot."
"B-but i really liked h-him," he sobbed. I guess I felt a little guilty. He clung onto me as if his life depended on it. His sobs got worse and I pulled him to a dark hallway and hugged him tighter. Im not really touchy with people, but there was something about him.

The way he smiled was so blinding. His eyes are beautiful. His body is perfect. Not as if i ever thought weird stuff about it. I blushed a tiny bit. Just a tiny bit you stupid readers.

His cries were then soft. He sniffed a little and looked up at me.
I rolled my eyes and sighed, "Don't waste your tears on some asshole like him. You deserve better shitty hair."

He giggled and let go of me, "Yeah you're right. Thanks Katsuki."

"Don't call me that," I said as my cheeks felt warm.

"Whatever you say softy."

I grunted, fucking stupid ass cutie.

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OKAY LET'S START WITH THIS GAY SHI-

Also the MHA Stage Play is hella fucking gay just wanna say that-

Also thank you for all the support and comments I've been getting lately. And im so sorry if I frustrate any of you cause im not updating much.

Im currently panicking cause im finally starting highschool and i have some honors classes and im like SHOOK AND SCARED??

Like omigod how am I going to do this.

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