🐨: LEE KNOW WHERE TF ARE YOU??
🐨:ITS 3AM AND JISUNG IS, JB CLOSE TO HAVING A SEIZURE
L: 1) Sleeping in my bed BecAuSe iTs 3aM
L: 2) You might want to get that Jisung guy to a hospital quick
L: 3) I'm not Lee Know... sorry dude
🐨: You could have led with that ^
L: you could have texted the right number ^
🐨: *whomp whomp*
L: omg My main mans PAC man!!
🐨: So far you are the only person that has gotten that reference
L: What can I say? I (lee)know.
🐨: ThAts WhAt i HaVe bEen SaYing
L: Yesss it's like no one appreciates a good pun anymore
🐨: Back in the good ole days puns were doing well for themselves that is until the memes moved into town
L: ew now you sound like an old farm grandpa
🐨: I will have you know that I am not a farmer and not old
L: Says the guy who texted to yell at someone for not being at home by curfew
🐨: Its part of my job!!
L: I bet he is fine~
🐨: Ya bitch know Lee? Nahhh he just came back drenched in vodka
L: I have heard of people being wasted, tipsy, and even plastered but how fucked up do you have to be to be drenched??
🐨: No he isn't drunk he is actually covered in vodka
L: And I OOP-
L: Btw how is that Jisung guy holding up?
🐨: Well if by holding up you mean being carried away by the paramedics to the hospital... then I'd say he is holding up just fine.
L: Omg is he going to be ok!?
🐨: Yeah this happens more times then you would imagen lol
🐨: it's also why I have 911 on speed dial
L: probably a smart move ^
🐨: Well it's been a nice talk, whoever you are, but now I need to go do the emergency care paperwork
L: Yeah, I hope your friend gets better. Chao~
🐨: ✌️✌️
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Fanfiction"I'm literally about to have a seizure" - "*Le gasp the sequel*" - "JACKSON NO" "JACKSON YES" - "Well if by holding up, you mean being carried away by the paramedics to the hospital... then I'd say he is holding up just fine" - "I thought we wer...
