"I'm literally about to have a seizure"
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"*Le gasp the sequel*"
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"JACKSON NO"
"JACKSON YES"
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"Well if by holding up, you mean being carried away by the paramedics to the hospital... then I'd say he is holding up just fine"
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"I thought we wer...
A/N: I know I'm crazy late and I'm Very Berry Sorry! My life is un poco loco at the moment but here are two chapters:)
*Stray-Kids*
Minho✨: My dudes Woojin is shook
Woojin🐣: I-
Hyunjin💘: And Jeogin is back
Felix⚽️: :/
Jeogin🔆: I promise to buy you another snicker soon just don't be mad at me please 🥺
Felix⚽️: Awwwww ok
Jisung🐿: UwU
Changbin🐻: Big UwU
Minho✨: looks like you finally fixed your emoji there
Changbin🐻: Shut up before I pour a vodka over your head
Minho✨: That was a life style choice that I do not regret
BangChan🐨: That's great buttttttttttt how about we don't do that again
Seungmin🌼: yes let's talk about you Chan
Hyunjin💘: 👀
Felix⚽️: 🍿🍿🍿
BangChan🐨: Uhhhhhhhhh
Woojin🍗: GUYS
Minho✨: Dammit we were so close
Jisung🐿: Woojin did you really have to daze out right now???
Woojin🍗: Shut up before I whack you over the head with a fucking Kentucky fried chicken drumstick
Jisung🐿:
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Minho✨: We 👏 Stan 👏 Queens 👏
Woojin🍗: Anyways long story short: Athena's badass friend is back, she is getting married, Felix is a bridesmaid, and Jeogin listened to an adult today.
Changbin🐻: Well no wonder you are so dazed out...
BangChan🐨: LUNA IS GETTING MARRIED?!??
Minho✨: no dumb dumb Ms. Athena is
Felix⚽️: ATHENA IS GETTING MARRIED?!?
Changbin🐻: FELIX IS HER BRIDESMAID?!?
Seungmin🌼: Wait that means Jackson and Athena are getting married...?
Hyunjin💘: Yes child
Seungmin🌼: Th- th- th
Jisung🐿: is he ok?
Woojin🍗: When is anyone is this group "ok"?
Seungmin🌼: th- THE SHIP!!!!! ALERT THE MEDIA! ALERT THE MASSES! AND ALERT THE SHIPPERS! THIS TITANIC IS HEADING FOR THE HARBOR!!!!
Minho🔆: the titanic sank because of an iceberg... that was the whole point of the movie
Seungmin🌼: Then I'll breath of that fucking iceberg until in melts. This! Will! Sail!
Felix⚽️: Um not to get bitch slapped or whatever but... where is Chan?
BangChan🐨: Um...out?
Jeogin🔆: Hah that hilarious but I'm pretty sure that you haven't seen daylight since you-... since ever
Minho✨: ppfffft rekt but no Jeogin "out" is code for "casually dropping by the Got7 dorms to see Bambam in order to accidentally bump into Luna"
BangChan🐨: Let me live me life dammit
Felix⚽️: Alright then we will need a mirror and for you to say that again
BangChan🐨: FeLiX
Felix⚽️: chill out we are kidding :) now go get her you lowkey whipped koala
Hyunjin💘: lowkey? Sis has him wrapped around her finger and she doesn't even know it
