FUNTIME( NOT A CHAPTER)

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Ok so in the good nice depressing time of going back to school, I feel like all my characters should have a nice CRISPY roast battle for the lost souls out there. Also a little info about myself.

So about myself first. I'm half Haitian and half American only because I was born un America and my parents are from Haiti. I'm hella short. Like a good 5'3 or 5'4 but I'll like to think that I make up for it with my curves.

Alex-"Bitch like you got curves!"

Anyways. I'm in high school in my Sophomore year so next year I'm a bipolar, depressed and traumatized Senior. I live on an island but don't know how to swim yet. Shit.

Well that's it really.

NOW FOR THE ROAST!!

I want thot I mean Lin and Lincoln up first. BEGIN.

Lin- " This gonna be easy!"

Lincoln-" It's not the only thing easy in here."

Lin-" What you say?!"

Lincoln-" I mean come on. I was forced in and attic for the majority of my life and every night I hear "Uhh Uhhhh!"

Lin- "Sad rejects aren't welcome here brother."

Lincoln-" So aren't parasites but here you are."

I think we all know who won this. LINCOLN is the winner of ROUND ONE! Second round is George the wizard against Devin.

Devin-" I'm going to lose sorry but I can't be here."

George-" Can't stand to face defect huh, pussy."

Devin-" No it's just I can't stand your salami smell." *sprays Furbreeze* "Nope still could smell you."

Sorry George but you can't come back from that. SECOND ROUND winner is Devin! THIRD ROUND is my favorite bitch out here! Alex vs Mary-Ann.

Alex-" I'm going to say this slow so you could understand wha I'm telling you....Your slow."

Mary-Ann-" So is clapback game sweetie."

Alex-" Yet here I am with my man and there you are still jerking of in the bathroom."

Mary-Ann-" Omg why would you say that!?"

Alex-"Sis I didn't mean it!"

Mary-Ann-" No you did bitch you did!"

Alex-"Will some Chipotle make you feel better? I'll pay"

Mary-Ann-" Bitch you had me at Chipotle."

But wait the competition!

Alex-"You know what Author I think we should be roasting your crusty ass instead!"

Mary-Ann-" Still eating like what enough to end world hunger?"

Alex-" Bitch look like fucking Kirby."

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