pervy weirdo and the bathroom guy | minsung text au | ✔️

3 | misfortune

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9/14/19
2:33 am

jisang
i'm thinking that maybe i need to stop using the bathroom after 2 am

prince hyunjin
bathroom guy was there again wasn't he

jisang
alas, he was

prince hyunjin
and you made a fool of yourself again, didn't you

jisang
you know me so well

mosquito
i'm beginning to see a pattern

prince hyunjin
were you in the shower again

jisang
mhm

prince hyunjin
do i want to know

jisang
probably not

salt lake city
but i do
we've already established this but your misfortune greatly amuses me

jisang
i really think you don't wanna know this time

salt lake city
oh but i do

jisang
but there's a baby

mosquito
jeongin's asleep

jisang
but he can still read the messages

mosquito
what if i delete them from his phone before he wakes up

uwu child
too late

mosquito
gotdang
i always forget your like the lightest sleeper ever

uwu child
you're*

mosquito
.
bitch

uwu child
hey
baby here

mosquito
i-

jisang
i was jacking off
in the shower

prince hyunjin
so you just gonna throw that out there without a warning ok

salt lake city
you made me choke on my nachos

mosquito
THERE IS A BABY JISUNG YOU DISGUSTANG

uwu child
lol

prince hyunjin
and why is that embarrassing
we all do it lmao

uwu child
w-we do?

prince hyunjin
...
i thought we all did
i was wrong
a parent lee

salt lake city
1) jeongin stop stuttering over text
2) hyunjin stop breaking up words like that

uwu child
s-sorry h-hyung

prince hyunjin
n ah f am

mosquito
lmao get rekt

jisang
and apparently i didn't have the curtain closed the whole way

prince hyunjin
oh so there's more to the story

mosquito
he saw you beating your meat didn't he

jisang