HOES + 🍼
9/14/19
11:37 ammosquito
so
what are our thots on momma woo's new manjisang
kinda sketch tbh
i mean
his name is literally B A N G CHAN
b a n gprince hyunjin
i like his hair
and his tattoo sleeveuwu child
he seems nice
and hyung looks at chan the way jisung looks at pizzasalt lake city
he DID pull out hyung's chair for him
👀
chivalry ain't dead i can tell you thatjisang
we all know that woojin wouldn't be going out with him if he was a bad dude thomosquito
truuuu
mama woo's literally the only smart one in our friend groupsalt lake city
i object
don't group me in with you hoesprince hyunjin
oh please
who was the one that set the microwave for an hour instead of one minute, then proceeded to forget about said microwave for another six hours?salt lake city
that was you tho????prince hyunjin
was it?
oh shit
you think woojin will let me go home if i tell him i need to check my microwavesalt lake city
you did not
tell me you weren't stupid enough to make the same mistake twicemosquito
SOMEONE JUST KICKED ME BE PREPARED TO CATCH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN HANDSuwu child
oh sorry i was uncrossing my legsmosquito
oh
nevermind thenjisang
CODE RED
CODE
FUCKING
RED
ROJO
ROUGE
ROT
CODE RED
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
PANIC
MODE
CODE REDprince hyunjin
omg fuckin chill jEsUs
but also WHAT ARE YOU OKAY WHAT IS HAPPENING DO I NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCEmosquito
do i need to amputate somethingsalt lake city
why does your mind automatically go to amputationmosquito
it's just the way i'm wired dawguwu child
hyungie why do you look so paleprince hyunjin
do we need to get mama woo to activate karen modejisang
BATHROOM GUY IS IN THE BUILDING
I REPEAT
BATHROOM GUY
IS IN
THE BUILDINGprince hyunjin
wHAT
WHERE
WHO IS HEjisang
THE GUY STANDING BY THE DOOR LOOKING AWKWARDmosquito
why he cute thojisang
no not that one the other onemosquito
oh
even cuter tbhprince hyunjin
why he here tho??? we named him B A T H R O O M G U Y for a reason
you're only supposed to embarrass yourself in front of him in the bathroomsalt lake city
idk maybe he just wants to enjoy a peaceful lunch by himself in the corner far away from usjisang
THEN WHY IS HE SUDDENLY HEADIGN TOWARD OUR TABLE
WAIT WHY DOES OUR TABLE HAVE AN OPEN SEAT
WHY DID CHAN GET UP AND GIVE HIM A BRO HUG
WHY DID CHAN INTRODUCE HIM TO US
WHY DID WE MAKE EYE CONTACT
WHY IS HE SO CUTE
EVEN HIS NAME IS CUTE
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SITTIGN ACROSS FROM ME
WHY IS THIS SO AWKWARD
IM GONNA CRY WHAT IS AHPPENING
WHY DOES WOOJINS NEW BOYFIE HAVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH BATHROOM GUY
whAtprince hyunjin
well that was a longass ride from start to finish
also the way you stumbled over your words when you introduced yourself was so bad omg fucking lOseruwu child
ahaha lOsersalt lake city
STOP CORRUPTING THE BABY YOU IMBECILESmosquito
i can't breathe
i legit can't breathe
that wasn't even that funny
why can't i breathejisang
you guys really aren't helping i think i'm gonna die
or cry
maybe both
probably bothuwu child
oops
sorry hyungie
;(((jisang
i'm going to the bathroom before i make a fool out of myself
agAInprince hyunjin
have funsalt lake city
don't fall inmosquito
think of mejisang
bitch you know itmosquito
;)jisang
WHY DID HE FOLLOW ME INTO THE BATHROOM WTFa/n;
i have like fourteen more chapters basically ready to upload,, but at the same time i wanna be a mean author and keep ya'll waiting
YOU ARE READING
pervy weirdo and the bathroom guy | minsung text au | ✔️
Fanfictionjisung just wants to use the communal bathroom in peace, but somehow he just keeps running into the man dubbed as the "bathroom guy". [ started - 10/18/19 ended - 4/03/20 ] prince hyunjin: imma write a book about this one day imma call i...