betterthanaphrodite
9/19/19
1:23 am
betterthanaphrodite
i heard you were sad
do you need another cuddle sesh
jisang
and risk being poked in the leg by your boner again?
no thank you
betterthanaphrodite
this is the thanks i get for being worried about you?
jisang
it's a cruel world, minho
might as well get used to disappointment now
betterthanaphrodite
who hurt you
jisang
the realization that i'll probably die with all of my dreams unfulfilled
betterthanaphrodite
damn
now i'm sad
also that is a w h a t not a w h o
jisang
friiik you
felix told you i was sad didn't he
betterthanaphrodite
yeah
he said that you were a lonely single bitch who needed cheering up
jisang
okay 1. i may be single, but i am in fact not lonely
and 2. i was only acting sad so i could guilt hyunjin into apologizing to me
betterthanaphrodite
you evil bitch
jisang
it's a talent
betterthanaphrodite
okay be honest with me
jisang
always am
betterthanaphrodite
that's a lie and you know it
jisang
hehe
betterthanaphrodite
AnYwAy
were you actually sad???
felix sent me screenshots and you seemed at least a little put off by what hyunjin said
then again you can never really tell the tone of a text
jisang
i mean
maybe i was a little disappointed
i know they all just see me as their happy-go-lucky dumbass
and i've accepted that as my role in the group a while ago
but i guess it just kinda hurt to be told out loud???
i know that's not really how hyunjin meant it, but it just kinda got to me a bit i guess
betterthanaphrodite
sungie
you're a lot more than their "happy-go-lucky dumbass"
you are a dumbass, admittedly
jisang
how is that supposed to be helpful
betterthanaphrodite
IM NOT FINISHED
but they love you
you're their best friend
they don't care that you can be kinda stupid sometimes
they would still love you even if you were a sad, depressed lump of flesh
they love you sungie
jisang
...
you're not talking about them anymore, are you?
betterthanaphrodite
maybe, maybe not
jisang
-_-
betterthanaphrodite
:)))
jisang
thanks anyway, you made me feel a bit better
betterthanaphrodite
only a bit?
damn, my cheer up skills are lagging
jisang
yeah kinda
but i'm sad a lot
so you can hone your skill
betterthanaphrodite
i feel like that's not good?????
jisang
probably not
betterthanaphrodite
glad we're on the same page
jisang
yeah
betterthanaphrodite
cool
jisang
kewl
betterthanaphrodite
i'm ordering a pizza
want any?
jisang
what kinda bullshit question is that?
betterthanaphrodite
i'll be over in 20
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