KWEENS 👑👑
9/18/19
2:59 am
mosquito
:)))))
;)))))
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
hyunjin's roommate
one more ))))) and i karate chop you in the kneck
salt lake city
he really just spelled it kneck i—
prince hyunjin
tf is a kneck
ship name for knee x neck???
salt lake city
no
nuh-uh
we are NOT shipping body parts
no way
i won't let you slip to that level of weird
you're already too far gone
uwu child
so are we just gonna ignore felix hyung or.....
prince hyunjin
yes
mosquito
hey
that's mean
prince hyunjin
😳🥴
hyunjin's roommate
...
AnywAy
everyone's still alive right
uwu child
jisungie's the only one that hasn't answered
salt lake city
he probably died in the bathroom
mosquito
heheheh do i have news for you
jisang
bitch what did minho tell you
hyunjin's roommate
oh
now we know why he was making those faces
mosquito
nothing much
except the fact that you cried like a baby and he had to hold you in his arms like a knight in shining armor in order for you to calm tf down
prince hyunjin
my shIp is sAIlIng
i'm gonna have a heart attack
jisang
in my defense
we lost the spider
i didn't know where it went
for all i know it could have crawled up my ass crack
prince hyunjin
kinky
salt lake city
that was an image i did not need in my brain
uwu child
valid tho
if i lost a spider i'd probably scream too
but i wouldn't cry lmao
mosquito
i think someone deserves a thank you
jisang
who???
mosquito
me bitch
if it weren't for me waking up minho with my text y'all both would've been burnt to a crisp
prince hyunjin
"crispy chicken" - mamma woo
salt lake city
actually only a microwave was on fire so they most likely would have been perfectly fine
mosquito
no one asked
uwu child
💀💀
prince hyunjin
can we just appreciate the fact that jisung didn't calm down until minho practically cradled him in his arms like a baby????
cause that a big ass uwu right there
jisang
i vote we ignore it
and i had a vALID REASON YOU DICKMUNCH
uwu child
the angrier we make jisung the more colorful his cursing gets
mosquito
^^ i noticed that too lol
prince hyunjin
oh hey you used the right too this time
mosquito
i'm learning
leave me alone
fucking aussieboo
prince hyunjin
hey
rude
chan said i was cool :((
salt lake city
he lied
hyunjin's roommate
oof lmao
jisang
can one of ya'll bring me pizza
uwu child
why would we do that lmao
jisang
oh i don't know maybe because i jUST WENT THROUGH A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE AND I WANT SOME GODDAMN FUCKING PIZZA AND A HUG
mosquito
oop hold up i gotchu bro
jisang
he's texting minho isn't he
uwu child
yup
jisang
he's making minho bring me a pizza, isn't he
uwu child
and cheesy fries
and garlic knots
jisang
he's gonna make minho hug me, isn't he
uwu child
oh yeah definitely
jisang
i'm gonna go die in a hole now
prince hyunjin
my ship
is sailing
😊😊😊☺️☺️☺️☺️😉😉😊☺️😊☺️😊☺️
uwu child
minho says he wants his blanket back btw
jisang
but it's so fuzzy and comfortable
prince hyunjin
!!!!
jisang
i cannot have just given you a fanfic idea
no
prince hyunjin
;))
a/n;
woojin has an instagram account and none of ya'll told me
smfh
woooojin0408
you're welcome
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