KWEENS 👑👑
9/19/19
3:57 am
jisang
i like minho
mosquito
wbk
prince hyunjin
excuse me what
i must be going blind
i can not have read that right
i can't believe you admitted it
uwu child
YES
I KNEW IT
FINALLY YOU DENSE BITCH
salt lake city
and what exactly made you finally realize this
jisang
he fell asleep, basically curled up in my lap like a cat, and my heart kinda died
and i realized that i like him
hyunjin's roommate
wait
he came over without felix telling him to?
mosquito
👏P👏R👏O👏G👏R👏E👏S👏S👏
chan says he approves
prince hyunjin
why are you with channie hyung? at four in the morning???
mosquito
fellow insomniac aussie and i are on a search for vegemite because my stock ran out and i don't feel like paying for express shipping
jisang
WAIT YOU TOLD CHAN
FELIX HES MINHOS BEST FRIEND
HES GONNA TELL HIM
mosquito
i don't see the problem with that
jisang
then you must be blind
salt lake city
actually no jisung
you're blind
it's obvious minho likes you
jisang
no???
uwu child
yes????
OPEN THINE EYES
jisang
YOU OPEN YOUR EYES
uwu child
THEYRE WIDE OPEN BITCH, AND THEY CAN SEE ALL THE BULLSHIT YOURE SPEWING
prince hyunjin
since when is jeongin ballsy enough to clap back like that
mosquito
since he found a chest hair yesterday
he thinks he's a man now
uwu child
bro
don't expose me like that
mosquito
i plucked it out so he can stay our little baby jeongin forever
jisang
ngl
that's kinda creepy
mosquito
🤷♀️🤷♀️
uwu child
it hurt too
mosquito
he cried
i think it was more about his damaged manliness than the pain tho
uwu child
😫😭
mosquito
eheheh
prince hyunjin
can we get back to minsung tho
i got a fanfic to write people
mosquito
oh i'm so sorry your highness, please, ask your oh-so important questions
prince hyunjin
what's his name in your phone
jisang
he made me make it 'betterthanaphrodite'
prince hyunjin
all one word?
interesting
you should change it
jisang
to what?
mosquito
something creative
daddy😳👏😊😫🤪😍😏👉👌👅👁💦🍆🍑
uwu child
why so many emojis
jisang
they all stand for something unholy
uwu child
oh
ew
prince hyunjin
yeah
ew
jisang
can someone besides felix suggest a contact name
hyunjin's roommate
how about
'minho'
simple
sweet
gets the job done
prince hyunjin
boring 🥱
salt lake city
hyunjin, what's changbin's name in your phone?
prince hyunjin
i'd rather not disclose that information
salt lake city
forget i asked
uwu child
binnie hyung
what's jinnie's name in your phone
hyunjin's roommate
confidential information
mosquito
watch those actually be their contact name for each other
jisang
why can't i just leave it betterthanaphrodite
prince hyunjin
because whoever came up with it lacks any and all flavour
jisang
minho came up with it
prince hyunjin
your boyfriend lacks any and all flavour
jisang
he's not my boyfriend
mosquito
—yet
uwu child
i got it
name him paprika
jisang
why
uwu child
idk
jisang
sounds valid
mosquito
jeongin finds a chest hair and suddenly he's got all sorts of crazy ideas
uwu child
i'm a man now, hyung
mosquito
no you're not
shut up and go drink your strawberry milk
uwu child
men don't drink strawberry milk
mosquito
then it's a good thing you're not a man yet, isn't it?
uwu child
i'm telling woojin hyun you're bullying me
prince hyunjin
oh shit
jisang
I WAS PETTING MINHOS HAIR AND HE PURRED IN HIS SLEEP
HES LITERALLY A CAT
uwu child
name him cat
a/n;
what should minho's new name be? gimme ideas or i'm going with paprika
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