HOES + 🍼
9/14/19
12:13 pm
jisang
tEa tImE
mosquito
🐸☕️
prince hyunjin
fInally
we've been waiting fOREVER
salt lake city
literally less than half an hour but go off i guess
uwu child
did anything remotely gay happen
jisang
no
at least i don't think so
maybe
no
no
..
no
prince hyunjin
just tucking tell us what happened i'm thirsty for the tEa
jisang
well
turns out he just had to pee
but being the awkward bitch i am well
ahahah
:)
while he was standing at the urinal, doin his bidness
i said 'sorry for all of our weird bathroom encounters'
and he kinda just sighs and goes, 'dude, you just keep adding to the fucking list'
and so then i went, 'hey man, you're the one that followed me into the bathroom'
and so he goes 'i had to pee.'
and so i go 'did you really have to go while i was in here?'
and he goes 'yes'
and i go 'you couldn't have waited to make this less awkward'
and he goes 'you're the one that made it awkward man'
and i go 'fair enough'
and then he continued his bidness and my dumb ass decided it would be fine to continue a conversation and said 'now that our friends are dating... can we just agree to forget about every single time we've ever crossed paths?'
AND THIS BITCH SMIRKS AND GOES
'no'
bItch
tf you mean NO
IM TRYIGN TO SAVE MY FUCKING FIGNITY
AND YOU SAY
'no'
TF
salt lake city
oh dear god
mosquito
the noise that i made
i just
damn dude you're really living that fanfic life rn
uwu child
i cackled
f i g n i t y
prince hyunjin
that's very unfortunate
but did you happen to notice if his dick was big or not
jisang
i dunno i was kinda busy being a fucking weirdo
he probably thinks i'm some kind of perv or creeper or something gOd i'm such a horrible weirdo someone shoot me
prince hyunjin
imma write a book about this one day
imma call it "pervy weirdo and the bathroom guy"
the description will be; "the story about how han jisung, the pervy weirdo, and lee minho, the bathroom guy, meet and fall in love and have some really kinky gay sex."
jisang
do that and i'll castrate you
salt lake city
ooh big word
you sure you know what it means
uwu child
I DO
IT MEANS TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK
:D
mosquito
...
no one ever let woojin see this groupchat
or he'll castrate all of us when he sees how we've corrupted his baby
prince hyunjin
im gonna skrt skrt and go start writing my fanfic now
salt lake city
can i be the first to read it
uwu child
no i wanna read it first!
mosquito
i call dibs on being the editer
prince hyunjin
*editor
bitch you can't even edit a fucking text message there's no way i'm letting you edit my next bestseller
mosquito
ouch
salt lake city
sis snapped
jisang
i officially regret ever telling anything to any of you ever in my whole life you all suck
uwu child
:)
:(
:'(
mosquito
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
YOU MADE MY BABY CRY
jisang
oops
YOU ARE READING
pervy weirdo and the bathroom guy | minsung text au | ✔️
Fanfictionjisung just wants to use the communal bathroom in peace, but somehow he just keeps running into the man dubbed as the "bathroom guy". [ started - 10/18/19 ended - 4/03/20 ] prince hyunjin: imma write a book about this one day imma call i...
