8 | text him

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MOSQUITO
9/15/19
3:37 am

jisang
you're dead

mosquito
i am aware

jisang
oh are you now

mosquito
mhm
but in my defense
this fanfic wasn't moving fast enough
it was kinda slow
i had to speed it up
so now you and bathroom guy have each other's numbers

jisang
literally nothing you say makes sense you know that right

mosquito
yup
so when you gonna text him

jisang
text who

mosquito
your uber
MINHO YOU IDIOT
WHO THE FUCK ELSE

jisang
idk i do have to text someone in my class about notes i missed yesterday

mosquito
okay well i meant minho

jisang
and why would i do that
i'm trying to avoid him
not willingly start a convsersation with him

mosquito
you think he's pretty right

jisang
well yeah

mosquito
then that's good enough reason
text him

jisang
no

mosquito
yes

jisang
no

mosquito
yes

jisang
no
fuck you

mosquito
yes
and go fuck minho

jisang
fuck no
i do that then all of my dignity crumbles and i'd rather not have that happen

mosquito
dignity shmignity
i'm trying to be a good wingman
text him

jisang
n
o

mosquito
y
e
s

jisang
i'm not texting him

mosquito
give me one good reason why you shouldn't ask him

jisang
UM IDK MAGBE THE FACT THAT ALL OF OUR INTERACTIOSN HAVE ENDED WITH A PIECE OF MY SOUL MISSING
IM NOT TRYINNA BE FICKIGN VOLDEMORT HERE

mosquito
fair enough
but still
you should text him
he called you sweetheart
he's obviously interested

jisang
sometimes i question the way your mind works

mosquito
and i question yours

jisang
hm

mosquito
text him

jisang
no

mosquito
fine
then i'll text him for you

jisang
WAIT NO
FEKIX YOU BITCH
COEM BACK

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