HOES + 🍼
9/18/19
1:49 am
jisang
i am having the crisis
someone do the help
prince hyunjin
i can do the help
mosquito
i can do the help better
salt lake city
you're both the least helpful people i know
prince hyunjin
ya knOw whAt
stfu
mosquito
oop
uwu child
sis snapped
jisang
guys
may i remind you
i have the crisis
i need the help
mosquito
I CAN DO THE HELP
WHAT IS THE CRISIS
jisang
minho sent me a pickup line
and i said i vomited
and i told him to go die
and now i feel kinda a little bad
and i'm also low key turned on cause of the fucking pickup line
and i don't know what to do
mosquito
oop hold up i gotchu fam
brb
jisang
what is he doing
quick jeongin look at his phone
uwu child
he's texting minho hyung
jisang
nO
that bItch
prince hyunjin
LMAO
GET TEKT
salt lake city
t e k t
wtf hyunjin
prince hyunjin
i'm tired don't judge me
salt lake city
oh no
i'm judging
uwu child
he's telling hyung that he made you hard
jisang
i'm gonna murder that motherfucker
uwu child
minho hyung says it's payback
but he told felix to tell you that you still owe him a coffee
mosquito
i'm back
also minho hyung told me to tell jisung that he still owes him coffee
oh
wait
JEONGIN YOU FUCKING SNITCH WTF BRO
uwu child
whoops
CURSE MY NATURALLY WANDERING EYES
prince hyunjin
wait
what does he mean by "payback"
???
jisang
apparently when he caught me jacking off in the shower he got a boner and had to hide it from his roommate or something
salt lake city
i don't understand
why would anyone get a boner after seeing THAT
jisang
excuse yoo
i am not a that
prince hyunjin
no
you're a that
jisang
fuck you
mosquito
fuck minho
uwu child
tea
salt lake city
or how about we go the fuck to sleep :)
prince hyunjin
no
fuck you
salt lake city
EVERYONE JUST STOP FUCKING — woojin hyung
mosquito
oh shit
YOU ARE READING
pervy weirdo and the bathroom guy | minsung text au | ✔️
Fanfictionjisung just wants to use the communal bathroom in peace, but somehow he just keeps running into the man dubbed as the "bathroom guy". [ started - 10/18/19 ended - 4/03/20 ] prince hyunjin: imma write a book about this one day imma call i...
