31 | sexcapades

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9/24/19
5:32 am

mosquito
a little birdie told me something
and by little birdie i mean minho
and by something i mean he's switching rooms with jisung's crappy roommate today

prince hyunjin
WHA
THAT MEANS MINHO AND JISUNG WILL BE ROOMMATES
AND THEY CAN FUCK WITHOUT THE RISK OF BEING CAUGHT BY THEIR ROOMMATES
CHANBGIN THEYRE GONNA BE LIKE US

uwu child
tmi

hyunjin's roommate
sounds great sweetie

mosquito
swEEtie
????
do y'all always use pet names or is this new

prince hyunjin
it's new
we're trying some out
i don't like that one hyung
sounds like an american husband and wife from the 1970s

hyunjin's roommate
i didn't think you would like it but🤷‍♀️

mosquito
BACK TO THE IMPORTANT TOPIC THO
JISUNGggGgggGGGG
MINHO
IS
MOVING
INTO
YOUR
ROOM

jisang
i am well aware
i was the one that suggested it

uwu child
why aren't you freaking out tho???

jisang
oh i am
on the inside

salt lake city
good
we don't need any more craziness in this group chat

mosquito
jisung
freak out and annoy seungmin

jisang
see i would
but i'm too tired to do anything but internalize my panic rn

prince hyunjin
okay can we all agree that that's a mood tho

mosquito
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HYPE ABOUT THIS
HYUNJIN THIS
IS
FANFIC
FEUL

prince hyunjin
*fuel
aND I KNOW
JISUNG IM GONNA NEED EVERY SINGLE DETAIL ABOUT WHAT GOES ON IN THAT ROOM

mosquito
even The Sex?

prince hyunjin
even The Sex

jisang
no thank you
disgusting
would rather die
please delete yourself

prince hyunjin
if you don't tell me i'm just gonna make stuff up and it'll be ten time more dramatic and kinky than what actually happened

jisang
you make a compelling argument

salt lake city
you aren't a c t u a l l y considering telling him details about your sex life, are you?

jisang
depends on how detailed he wants it

prince hyunjin
as detailed as possible

hyunjin's roommate
wow he's really dedicated

uwu child
more like creepy af
even creepier than felix plucking out my chest hair while i was sleeping

mosquito
if you bring it up one more time i'll pluck out the next one too

jisang
if he ever even gets another one
hA

prince hyunjin
jisung

jisang
hyunjin

prince hyunjin
if you ever do The Sex with minho

jisang
probably won't but continue

mosquito
ten bucks says they have The Sex within the next ten days

salt lake city
you're on

uwu child
bet

prince hyunjin
jisung
if you ever do The Sex with minho
promise that you'll tell me everything that happened, and won't leave out a single detail

jisang
i make no promises

prince hyunjin
damn it

mosquito
are you sure you just want it for your fanfic?
or for something else 👀

prince hyunjin
i swear it's just for the fic
what else would i need it for

mosquito
oh nothing ig
just wondering if you're weird enough to get off on jisung's sexcapades with minho

prince hyunjin
that's like watching porn with your sibling
y o u d o n t d o t h a t i t s d i s g u s t i n g
i swear it's purely for the fanfic

jisang
how do our conversations end up so fucking weird

salt lake city
i hate you all

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