BETTERTHANAPHRODITE
9/16/19
2:34 am
betterthanaphrodite
let's play a game
jisang
why
betterthanaphrodite
i want to get to know you
jisang
why
betterthanaphrodite
felix told me to
jisang
why
betterthanaphrodite
is that the only word you know
jisang
yes
betterthanaphrodite
i-
okay let's try this again
play a game with me
jisang
no way you kinky fuck
not after what you told me last night
betterthanaphrodite
what, that i got a boner after seeing you in the showe... oh wait apparently i don't remember :)
either way, i wanna get to know you. so we're playing a game
jisang
are you just gonna spam me if i say no
betterthanaphrodite
all signs point to yes
jisang
fine
what's the game
betterthanaphrodite
it's pretty simple; i ask you a question and you have to answer it 100% truthfully and vice versa
jisang
uh huh
got it
betterthanaphrodite
okay first question: favorite song?
jisang
in my little mind - hodge
betterthanaphrodite
why is your favorite song so sad
i was expecting like,, shitty rap music or something
not... this
u alright man?
jisang
peachy
now my turn
why are you talking to me
betterthanaphrodite
why not
jisang
literally every single one of our late night bathroom encounters, for starters
betterthanaphrodite
what encounters?
jisang
-.-
betterthanaphrodite
:))))
jisang
tooshay
but seriously
why are you talking to me
betterthanaphrodite
felix threatened to steal my cats if i didn't
jisang
well okay then
that's such a felix thing to do tbh
betterthanaphrodite
my turn again
um
ever broken a bone
jisang
in highschool i fell out of a tree and broke my rib, fractured my arm, and punctured my lung
betterthanaphrodite
so you the big dumb then okay
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