KWEENS 👑👑
9/28/19
7:32 am
jisang
i woke up with minho's cat sitting on my head
prince hyunjin
maybe it thinks youre its litter box
mosquito
wouldn't it be funny if it took a dump in your mouth
jisang
no
no i don't think it would be
salt lake city
i think it would be
jisang
you think anything bad that happens to me is funny
salt lake city
exactly
so a cat taking a shit in your mouth would be hilarious
jisang
i stg if minho doesn't wake up soon and get dori off my face i will kick him off the bed
mosquito
wait wait wait
hold up
are you telling me
that you and minho slept in the same bed
jisang
yes
prince hyunjin
tell me more papi
jisang
1. ew
never call me that again
what the hell
2. we slept in a twin bed, with minho's dick on my ass all night, a cat on my head, and another on top of my feet, so i couldn't move around or i'd get scratched
most uncomfortable night of my l i f e
mosquito
okay
but you slept in the same bed
as minho
m i n h o
the guy you have a crush on
you can't tell me you didn't like at least part of it
hyunjin's roommate
minho's dick was in his ass
he definitely liked it
jisang
I NEVER SAID IN
I SAID ON
IT WAS N O T A TYPO
we were both fully clothed
more or less
prince hyunjin
define more or less
jisang
no
perv
prince hyunjin
okay but was there at least SOME naughty shit going on?? we all know you ain't innocent lmao
jisang
no
all he did was cuddle me so he wouldn't fall off the bed
mosquito
aww he cuddled you 🥺🥺
jisang
so he wouldn't fall off the bed
mosquito
but he cuddled you 🥺🥺
jisang
so he wouldn't fall off the bed
mosquito
but he cuddled you 🥺🥺
jisang
yeah
s o h e w o u l d n t f a l l o f f t h e b e d
mosquito
b u t h e c u d d l e d y o u 🥺 🥺
jisang
SO HE WOULDNT FALL OFF THE FUCKIGN BED
uwu child
hey
no yelling
my ears hurt
jisang
i-
uwu child
also
felix is telling chan to tell minho you like him
jisang
hoe better not do it
prince hyunjin
hoe better do it
jisang
better fucking not
prince hyunjin
better do it
uwu child
hoe is doing it
jisang
fucking whore
a/n;
next chapter is pure fluff
more or less ;)
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