6 | pork cutlet bowl

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9/15/19
2:45 am

jisang
someone tell me i'm a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthralls men

mosquito
you're a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthralls men

salt lake city
but why
just
why

prince hyunjin
AYYYYY
YURI ON ICE REFERENCE

jisang
@)seungmin idk i just needed a pick me up after the shit that just went down in the bathroom

salt lake city
ew i don't need to know about that

jisang
i meant between me and bathroom guy
not my actual shit
ew fuckin nAsty

uwu child
doesn't bathroom guy have a name now

jisang
yeah but it's easier to think of him as bathroom guy instead of a real person

prince hyunjin
yeah okay let's talk about my crisis for a second please

jisang
k

prince hyunjin
so i'm reading a bnha fanfic
and todoroki and bakugo both have a crush on me
i
i don't know who i want to win
cause on one hand
we have our soft, emotionally handicapped half-n-half zuko wannabe
and on the other hand
we have our anger-issues-for-days spiky blasty boi
i love them both
i don't know who to choose
it's stressing me out

mosquito
personally i prefer todoroki

uwu child
bakuhoe for da win

salt lake city
i like iida

jisang
kirishima is best boi
now back to my crisis that actually matters and is relevant and a real actual problem

prince hyunjin
ouch

jisang
oh boohoo get over it

prince hyunjin
how rude

mosquito

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salt lake city
1. in no way is that even relevant to the topic
2. how did you already get pics of woojin's new man
we've know him for less than a day

mosquito
i have my ways

uwu child
jisungie hyung
tell the story

jisang
i'm trYING

uwu child
well trY HARDER

jisang

prince hyunjin

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prince hyunjin

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oh snap—

mosquito
okay but seriously tell the fucking story i wanna go to bed

jisang
okay well long fucking story short i slipped on a puddle of water outside the shower cubicle and flashed bathroom guy my nuts again
i don't wanna talk about the rest of it
or i might die

salt lake city
i'm really not surprised
like at all
this is such a you way to fuck up

uwu child
how unoriginal
boring story
-2/10

mosquito
so i have an idea
hyunjin it's gonna help your fanfic move along faster

prince hyunjin
ooo gimme gimme

jisang
dotn you fucking dare
felix your plans always end up with someone dead or dying

mosquito
that is an exaggeration and you know it
the worst injury has only been a cracked open skull

salt lake city
youre not helping your case lix

mosquito
🤷‍♀️
now excuse me for a moment while i put my plan into action

jisang
i'm scared

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