Eren:Connie,can I open my eyes now?
Connie:no
Mikasa:we've been walking for hours, we had to fight 16 hyenas with our eyes covered just cause of this
Levi:Can you at least tell me why potato girl doesn't have a blindfold?
Connie:cause...she didn't get enough blindfolds for all of us.
Eren:Yeah but why did she ju-
Sasha:Oh hey,we're here! You guys can open your eyes now,
*The rest removes their blindfolds*
Armin:wow...
Ymir:I should've brought Christa here
Bertholdt:Reiner would like this pla-
Hanji:ER MIH GIB WE'RE ON TOP OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN SHIGANSHINA!!!
Sasha:YEAH!!! MOUNT POTATAS
Levi:*sigh* really,what mountain are we in?
Sasha:mount potatas,I just said it
Levi:be serious,soldier. What mountain are we in?
Sasha: are you deaf? I said it already,mount potatas
Levi: *grabs Sasha's collar* tell me the truth or you shall get kicked in the neck
Hanji:she's right,Levi. Look at the sign *points at the bottom of the mountain
Levi:*looks at the bottom of the mountain* oh...wow..
Armin:wow
Sasha:alright,now here's the plan. Everyone must pick a partner,then we're gonna jump off this mountian without dying,you got that?
Hanji:WE'RE GOING SKYDIVING!!!IM SO HAPPY I WANNA DIE
Connie:guys,start picking your partners...
*A few minutes later...*
Levi:why do I have to be with this one?
Sasha:Hanji's the only one left without a partner
Hanji: I would've gone with Erwin,but he said he doesn't like blindfolds
Connie:Okay,ready...set...go!
*they all jump out of the mountain*
Mikasa:WHAT IS THIS!!!
Hanji:THIS IS CALLED SKYDIVING!!!
Armin:Annie,what are you doing?
Annie: *silence*
Eren:Connie,what do we do now?
Connie:we land by the sea
Armin:wait...CONNIE!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?! WE'RE GOTTA GET WATER SLA-
*everyone gets slapped by the sea*
Connie:Uhh...
Levi:Bald man,you're cleaning the basement
*back at HQ...*
Hanji:uhh...I feel horrible...
Sasha:Connie,why didn't you invent the parachute?
Connie:I dunno
Armin: I think I broke my thumb...
Eren:next time...we do that...but replace water with pillows
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
