Mikasa:Hanji,do we really have to wear these things?
Hanji: you didn't complain when we wore those cowgirl outfits during our last photo
Sasha: I'll be okay with it,if you give me-
Hanji: a sack of potatoes,yeah, here you go *gives Sasha potatoes
Sasha:okay,I'm fine with it
Mikasa: will you at least let me keep my scarf?
Hanji: oh yeah, in fact I want it to stay there
Mikasa: Thank you...by the way what's taking Christa and Ymir so long?
Annie:They're taking forever...
Sasha: AH,Annie what are you doing here? I thought you were in that crystal thing?
Annie: I never miss a photo,I'll be out only for this photo,then I'll be back in my crystal once more...
Mikasa: Fine,what's Ymir and Christa doing in there anyways?
Hanji: I have them too much sweaters to choose from,don't worry they'll be out in a few minutes
Sasha:hope you're right,cause these potato chips are really running out...
*half an hour later*
Christa:sorry we're late,we were flooded with sweaters at the dressing room.
Ymir: there were bow ties in there as well,why did you make us choose from those?
Hanji:cause that's what we're gonna wear in the picture
Ymir:Oh...
Christa: this does feel comfy...I'll take it!
Hanji:Alright,so who's the camera person
Petra: hey,you guys!
Mikasa: Petra? You're the camera person?
Petra: yeah,I was assigned to be here,sorry guys I can't be in the photo...
Hanji: that's sad
Petra:I know...
Annie: can we just get this over with and take the pic already?
Sasha: wait...I need to pee
Annie: you what
Sasha: I need to go to the bathroom,gimme 5 minutes..
*5 minutes later...*
Sasha: I'm back! See, Annie. I told you it would only take 5 minutes
Annie: just shut up and go to your place
Sasha:okay okay,yeesh
Petra:it's time! now...everyone in their positions?
Hanji:yup
Petra:Alright,say durp!
All:DURP
*Petra takes the pic*
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
